Just a little fanfic for Iggy's birthday!
I do not own Hetalia.
America: Hey iggy, you awake?
Britain: Yea...don't call me that...what do you want?
America: didnt think you'd answer its like 2 am by u
Britain: Well I wasn't going to, but I did, and now I regret it.
America: Wut r u doing now?
Britain: I'm doing things for work.
Britain: You know it's infuriating to read your texts.
America: then ill keep doing it besides its faster u shud try it
America: y r u working so late?
Britain: I have a lot of work! Leave me alone!
Britain: Besides it's quiet at this hour. I usually don't have anyone texting me!
America: do u always stay up this late? is that y ur always such a jerk? cuz ur tired?
Britain: Shutup!
America: Lol
Britain: Okay, now that you bothered me, can you leave me alone?
America: no there was something i wanted to tell u
Britain: and that would be...
Britain: America?
Britain: What? Did you just die?!
America: srry i dropped my phone behind my bed
Britain: What did you want to tell me?!
America: Oh yeah! i just realized 2morrow is ur bday
Britain: Right.
America: u cud pretend to be excited
Britain: No I can't I hate my birthday.
Britain: I hate it more than yours.
America: thanks :/
America: y dont u like ur birthday?
Britain: Because it means I'm getting older.
America: so ur not gonna celebrate?!
Britain: Well, I usually forget about it.
Britain: In fact, I forgot until you reminded me.
Britain: How did you remember?!
America: i can remember stuff!
Britain: This is the person who forgot his own address.
America: it was one time!
Britain: And you call everyone "dude" because you can't remember names.
America: dude, go back to hell!
Britain: Haha!
America: look i just wanted to wish u a happy birthday
Britain: Thank you, America!
Britain: If that's all you wanted than I'm going to bed.
America: Wait, one more thing!
Britain: Yes...
America: i know u dont like celebrating...but can we at least get drinks tomorrow...
Britain: As long as that surrendering cheese-eating monkey isn't coming.
America: no just us
Britain: Okay then, goodnight.
Britain: Also, don't tell France I called him that.
America: dont have to...hes been reading over my shoulder this whole time!
Britain: YOU BLOODY WANKER!
America: france said ur the black sheep of europe
Britain: Tell that git we're continuing this fight tomorrow.
America: yea, okay so we're still up for drinks?
Britain: Yes, I'll see you tomorrow.
America: i promise this is gonna be the best bday in your life! Goodnight! Love you!
Britain: Can't wait! Love you, too! Goodnight!
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aphfan101