Cops: New Cuffs

by IntercranialSubspaces

A super-short, silly, Cops sketch. All characters in this fic are creations and property of The Kids in the Hall

Cop #2: "What do you think of the, uh, new style handcuffs?"
Cop #1: "I don't like 'em"
2: "No?"
1: "No. That pink fur, you know, uh, fun-fur. Gets in my mouth"
2: "What?"
1: "Ruins the mood"
2: "Perhaps you're, uh, using them wrong"
1: "Tsk"
2: "What?"