So we're redoing this?
Yes, with a lot less terrible vagueness, I hope! The previous version was crap.
First, we must sort the deck.
What?
AUTHOR NOTE: Ahem. I have to introduce myself. I am SCP-001-SWN-014. I reign supreme in this story.
And I'm his assistant/slave.
Hush.
Yes, boss. So, what's the revised…
AUTHOR NOTE: Are you simply brainless or do you want to spoil the story?
We are a brain.
AUTHOR NOTE: True, True… but that's irrelevant.
Still true.
Enough, We're dawdling.
Agreed. You still haven't answered my question.
AUTHOR NOTE: You'll see, soon enough.
THE SUITS OF CARDS:
Two of Clubs: Netherworld, Title: A place of rest.
Three of Clubs: Youmu Konpaku, Title: Guard-ener!
Four of Clubs: Saigyou Ayakashi, Title: Devourer-Tree.
Five of Clubs: Spirits of the Netherworld, Title: Travelers to an end.
Six of Clubs: Heaven, Title: Land of those "worthy".
Seven of Clubs: Tenshi Hinanawi, Title: Celestial belonging nowhere.
Eight of Clubs: Komachi, Title: Mistress of the Ferry.
Nine of Clubs: Hell's legions, Title: Barely Contained.
Ten of Clubs: The Ministry of Right and Wrong, Title: Delusional or Heroic?
Jack of Clubs: The Yama, Title: Judges of the Ministry.
Queen of Clubs: Eiki Shiki, Title: Of the Blind, or of the Seeing?
King of Clubs: Hecatia LapisLazuli, Title: Antioch to Crusaders.
Ace of Clubs: The Damned, Title: Broken Beyond Repair.
Two of Diamonds: Flandre Scarlet, Title: Surprisingly loved.
Three of Diamonds: World-Eater, Title: The ruined corpse.
Four of Diamonds: The Judge, Title: Puppet.
Five of Diamonds: Toaster, Title: I am a toaster.
Six of Diamonds: Giratina, Title: Ruler of the Reverse World.
Seven of Diamonds: The Profaned Guardians, Title: Unholy Guardians.
Eight of Diamonds: Mr. House, Title: The House Edge.
Nine of Diamonds: Mekhane-Stratos, Title: The Legions of God.
Ten of Diamonds: Providence, the Profaned, Title: The Unholy God.
Jack of Diamonds: Signus, Title: The Cosmic Flame.
Queen of Diamonds: Arturo, Title: Violation of All.
King of Diamonds: Normansson, Title: The flame that burns on and on.
Ace of Diamonds: The Devourer of Gods, Title: The End.
Two of Hearts: The Scientific Moon, Title: The True Moon.
Three of Hearts: The New Meat, Title: Constabulary
Four of Hearts: Lunar Civilization, Title: The Eternal Moon.
Five of Hearts: Ringo and Seiran, Title: Fools.
Six of Hearts: ?, Title: Guardians of the Gate.
Seven of Hearts: Rei'sen, Title: The Pet.
Eight of Hearts: The Bureaucracy, Title: The Engine.
Nine of Hearts: Lunarian Defense Corps, Title: Shield and Sword.
Ten of Hearts: Chang'e, Title: Prisoner she may be.
Jack of Hearts: Sagume Kishin, Title: Lips sealed.
Queen of Hearts: The Watatsuki Sisters, Title: The first impression.
King of Hearts: Lord Tsukuyomi, Title: King of the Moon.
Ace of Hearts: Eirin Yagokoro, Title: Brain of the Moon.
Two of Spades: Cirno, Title: 0 IQ times 9 is still 0 IQ.
Three of Spades: The Primsriver Sisters, Title: Musicians.
Four of Spades: Suika Ibuki, Title: Raw Muscle.
Five of Spades: Yuuka Kazami, Title: If this were a chess game, she would be the black knight.
Six of Spades: Kappa Valley, Title: Victim of a war.
Seven of Spades: Scarlet Devil Mansion, Title: House of the Devils.
Eight of Spades: Kanako Yasaka & Suwako Moriya, Title: Once a Joker, now just another card.
Nine of Spades: Great Hakurei Barrier, Title: Boundary of Reality and Fantasy.
Ten of Spades: Sakuya Izayoi, Title: The Image of Elegance.
Jack of Spades: Remilia Scarlet, Title: The Scarlet Mistress.
Queen of Spades: Ran Yakumo, Title: Puppet of the Mastermind.
King of Spades: Yakumo, Title: Phantasmal Mastermind.
Ace of Spades: Incident Resolvers, Title: The Final Nail.
Joker: Administrator, Title: onedividedbyzero
Joker: Junko, Title: Put her out of her misery.
What's with the New Vegas themes?
AUTHOR NOTE: Oh, it's to provide symbolism, and it's just damn cool. Nothing major.
I would disagree, but this is good symbolism.