Eiji growled and shoved his face close up to Gakuto's, and since Gakuto was already unbalanced on his tiptoes he had no where to go.
"I am SO the better uke!" Eiji shouted finally backing off. Gakuto shook his head feircely and shoved Eiji backwards.
"Iie! I am! Yuushi can prove it!." Said partner smirked slightly and glanced at Oishi who was, of course, blushing and worrying.
"A-ano Eiji-"
"Well Oishi can prove it better than Yuushi can!" Gakuto stopped for a second, thinking of the possibilities of that but shoved them away seconds later.
"I am the better uke and the better acrobat!" Gakuto smirked, thinking he had won. He hadn't. I think. Eiji gasped and withdrew as if slapped and then flushed angrily.
"Nu-uh! I am waaay more flexible than you! That's why I am the better uke. I bet you can't do anything can you?" Gakuto grabbed Eiji in a headlock screaming incoherent things about uke-ship. Oishi gasped on the urge of tears.
"EIJI!!!! NOOO!" He whirled on Yuushi who was still smirking happily and began glaring. "This is all you're fault!" He cried. Yuushi looked suprised before his...seme-ship took over.
"Tch...well if you're boyfriend wasn't all up in my boyfriends face right now we would be able to grab them, leave, and give them stories to tell each other about their ukeness." Yuushi said smugly, Oishi stopped and looked over at his boyfriend...who was liplocked with...Gakuto.
"Ano...that's sort of hot..." Oishi muttered blushing. Yuushi nodded, dazed, and watched as his boyfriend pulled away from his rival.
"I-I didn't mean to kiss you!" Eiji exclaimed. Gakuto smirked.
"THAT JUST PROVED IT!" He shouted pointing triumphantly at Eiji, who jumped at the outburts and then looked confused.
"N-nani!?!??!" Eiji shriked. Gakuto made a fist and slammed it into his open palm.
"You kissed me first! Only a true seme would do that!" He grinned happily. Eiji jawdropped and turned to whine to Oishi...who was still in a daze. "Mouuuuuu..." Eiji turned back to Gakuto with his sad neko eyes intact, Gakuto winced.
"I-iie! You won't draw me in this time!" He took a step back but saw Eiji following him. "Matte..." Gakuto mummbled...sort of giving up. Eiji smiled and leaned closer, only an inch closer and Eiji could prove that Gakuto was the seme and not him. Half and inch!!! A hand grasped Eiji's upper arm and dragged him away from Gakuto's lips, he vaugly saw Yuushi doing the same for Gakuto before he was pulled around the corner and out of sight by a furiously blushing and slightly dizzy looking Oishi.
"Ne...O-i-shi..." Eiji grinned evily. "Who do you think makes a better uke? Me or Gakuto?" Oishi choked slightly and muttered something Eiji couldn't hear before pulling him inside his (Oishi's) house. Far away but not really, Yuushi was doing the same thing but only with Gakuto.
(A/N: Shitty ending...yea...its pretty much just crack about Eiji and Gaku-chan arguing about who is the better uke. And them kissing cause it would be awesome. Please review XDD)