30 Ways to Avoid the Kinomoto Siblings' Wrath

Hello!

These 30 little oneshots are something I just thought of one night. I'm not sure how this is going to be updated, probably just when I can think of a way/ways to avoid the Kinomotos' wrath...

Oh, and check out my other story, 'One Half Dies'! ;D

Enjoy!


１．Never write on steamed up windows.

It was seven-thirty dawn. Kinomoto Sakura woke up to the pitchy ringing of her yellow, digital alarm clock for the sixth time this morning. She sat up with a yawn and instantly fell back down asleep again, with the though that it was Sunday.

The alarm clock rung again, after ten minutes, for the seventh time. This time, Sakura jumped out of bed; she finally had realised it was Monday – a school day. "Hoee!" she squeaked as she ran into the bathroom down the hall, "I'm going to be late…!" She took a hot shower, warming up the chilly Winter's morning.

After quick four minutes, she stepped out from the shower and into steamed up bathroom. She dried herself off and changed into her uniform. She looked at the mirror to fix up her hair but it was steamed up. She rubbed off the steam from the mirror and did her hair with a brush and ribbon. Sakura twirled around, checking her appearance for the last time in the mirror. She noticed that the windows were, too, steamed up, and smiled. Hastily, she rushed over to the window and scribbled a little message and left the bathroom for breakfast.

Touya flipped the pancake on the frying pan. "The clumsy kaijuu finally awake, huh?" he said when he heard Sakura opened the fridge.

Sakura slammed the fridge door closed and kicked him in the shins. "I'm not a kaijuu!" she retorted. "And I didn't trip on the last step of the stairs either!" She opened the fridge door again and took out a bottle of orange juice.

"Yes, but you stomped your way to the bathroom this morning, kai-juu…" he pointed out. "Pancakes, kaijuu?"

Sakura gave out a cute little 'hmph', accepting the pancakes. "Where's otousan, Touya-niichan?"

"Work." Touya served her the pancakes and placed the pan into the sink. He took off the apron and said, "I'll be leaving as soon as I get back." Then he left and headed upstairs.

A minute didn't even pass when a "KAI-JUU!" from upstairs was heard.

America probably heard him too.

Touya appeared downstairs, next to Sakura, exactly a second later after she heard him yell. "You'd better think of a good explanation by the time we reach upstairs," Touya said and with that, he dragged her upstairs. To the bathroom.

"Nii-chan…" Sakura squirmed.

"What is this?" he demanded, pointing to the messages her left on the bathroom windows.

On the left window, a line read "Touya-niichan is a big meanie! A youkai!"

Sakura laughed uneasily. "Heheh… Did I ever tell you how much I love you, onii-chan…?"

"Sa-ku-ra…" he said warningly.

Sakura looked at the imaginary watch on her wrist. "Oh, would you look at the time! I'm going to be late for school! Onii-chan, quickly, let's go!"

He smiled evilly. "Don't worry, I'll just tell them that a certain kaijuu slept in."

Sakura pouted. "But, but…!"

"Well, I'll dismiss this one."

Sakura sighed in relief.

"But not this one. Definitely not this one," he said pointing to the window on the right.

Sakura blushed. "Hoee!" she squeaked.

There was a big heart around this particular one and it read "I love Syaoran-kun!"

"Who is this 'Syaoran', huh, kaijuu…?"

"A-ah… Umm…"

"Sa-ku-ra…!"

"About that…"

He was losing his patience. "Yes…?"

"He's… umm…"

"Right, that's it, we are going to school immediately and you are going to show me who this 'Syaoran' is, understand kaijuu?"

"Touya-niichaaan!" she wailed as she was dragged downstairs.

This is speaking (writing, rather) from experience. Though it was:
1. My mother not an older brother (because I don't have one)
2. On my bedroom window on a frosted morning
3. Not Syaoran. LOL
Although, the only thing that was the same was that Sakura and I were both in year 4.

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