Lochy, the head wizard of WizTech invited Carla, the wizard who lived on Waverly Place into the lion's den to make a baby because they were the last two people on the planet due to Lochy's parents peaceing out a few weeks before.
As Lochy rested the unconscious Carla on the double mattressed super comfortable bed that would be the resting place of their children, if they were to have any, Lochy would have to insert his meat storage secret compartment place into Carla's cold dusty empty bottomless pit of a desert.
They had difficulty at first, but eventually Lochy stuck his 10-inch penis into Carla, as she cried out THIS IS WORSE THAN COLE SPROUSE USING TUMBLR FOR EVIL PURPOSES, it only lasted for a minute and 27 seconds at the longest.
Carla thought to herself, as if I'm stuck with a guy who can't even get it up for even two minutes, and then he started crying as he ejaculates the whitest semen you have ever seen into Carla's ovum, making the baby.
They had found a pregnancy test in an abandoned pharmacy south of what was once Mississippi. Carla was pregnant, and about 5 months along already.
She wonderfully exclaimed to the empty world that she was pregnant with what she assumed were twins. 4 weeks later she had twins, a boy and a girl, both half demon, both half human, named Billie and Jacinta. They wanted blood and they wanted it now. So they launched onto Lochy and ate him whole, bones and all.
Carla thought to herself, at least he's useful for something, ugh, and then the kids launched out the room, to find anything. Carla was racing along with them, all better from the birth. A scream was heard throughout all three left survivors. Was that, no? And there, right in the front of them, was another survivor.