A/N: So this is just something silly me and my friend Angel wrote over text messages out of pure boredom and randomness. Its not supposed to be good or be normal but I wanted to post it on here because I happen to think its kinda funny. Oh, normally I dont use the style of writing this is in but I dont wanna really change it up because im to lazy and am working on something else too. If you want to read some of my normal stuff check out Guilt. It's a Total Drama Island Fanfic. Anyway on with this and this happens in Mockingjay after Boggs gets his leggs blown off. Im gonna post some real stuff over Christmas break (hopefully)

You might be thinking, "Aw, Boggs is so nice the way he always put up with Katniss!" I mean before he lost his legs, he was thinking, "It's okay. Take deep breathes. Shes just a hormonal little girl whos in a love triangle." Though he was always a supporter of Team Peeta. But then...

*After getting legs blown off*

Boggs: Screw team Peeta! Go team Boggs!

Katniss: Um, do you even know what teams mean?

Boggs: Yes, but noone ever puts me on a team!

Katniss: There could be a reason for that as the three main characters are two 17 year olds and a 19 year old...

Boggs: You're point?

Katniss: You see Boggs...nobody wants to read about a 40 yearold getting it on with a 17 year old. I mean thats kinda groody...

Boggs: But I want a lover toooo!

Katniss: Then go hook up with President Coin!

Boggs: *whimpers in a corner*

*A bit later*

Boggs: Soo Katniss. I heard you had a thing for guys with missing legs.

Katniss: D:

Boggs: ;)

Katniss: Sorry, I only like guys with ONE missing leg.

*In the middle of the night*

Boggs: Oh Peeta!

Peeta: Oh, hey Boggs...what's the knife for?

Boggs: Oh, nothing...

*In the morning*

Katniss: Oh my God! Peeta!

Boggs: So, now that he has no legs...

Katniss: Oh, Peeta! *Makeout scene*

Boggs: WHAT!

Katniss: I'll love you even if you were missing both of youre arms!

Boggs: *storms off*

Peeta: Holly craaaap someone wrap me, I'm bleeding to death!

Katniss: It's okay my love! I'll save you!

Boggs: Hmmm...Katniss! Help, my legs! They started bleeding! I'll die if you dont help me!

Katniss: Oh, whatever, go take care of yourself you.

Boggs: *cries*

And that is how Boggs died. But nobody cared so it's okay.