Code Geass Screwup

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if Lelouch thought of a rebellion he actually prepared for it and gathered loyal followers by, how else?, joining the military? Three women take a shine to and promise to serve and protect 'him' for the rest of their lives…only thing is…everyone discovers that 'he' is actually a SHE! AU OOC Fem!Lelouch and Femslash harem!)

"Lambrouge! Report!" Drill Sargent Hanta demanded as he looked at the wounded boy that still managed to drag himself up and salute him upon his arrival. Fussing around the poor but lucky black haired bastard were the only three female recruits in training at the moment.

To the injured boy's right was a tall dark skinned woman with dark hair, obviously of Chinese descent, who was a master with throwing weapons and hand to hand combat…and seemed to have latched onto Lambrouge within twenty minutes of meeting him. Her name is Shenhua if he remembered correctly she was the fastest and one of the four most deadly recruits at the moment.

To the boys left was a short and slim girl with pale skin and dark hair, scars on her neck showing that her throat had been slit and yet she managed to live through it. She was great with middle range and close range weapons, particularly that chainsaw she had strapped to back, but if her vocoder went out she threw a hissy fit and couldn't function right…unless Lambrouge was in danger…she had all but glued herself to him within five minutes of seeing him for the first time, which had led to the other two meeting him. Her name was Sawyer, sometimes called 'The Cleaner' by the other recruits for her abilities at getting rid of bodies and she was the strongest of the new recruits and another of the 'top four' as they were called.

Just behind the boy, fretting over him but not so much as the other two women, was a tall older blond haired woman with burn marks all across her body. She was a Russian woman who had experience in their military but defected to Britannia for an unknown reason, although many suspected it was because of whatever caused her scars. Due to her loyalties being in question she was sent to basic recruit training camps to keep her under surveillance. She was a good leader, sadistic when those she deemed as hers were harmed, and a great shot with just about any firearm you could name, especially sniper rifles. She was the oldest, most blunt, coldest, and most sadistic of the three women but she seemed to have taken the two younger women under her wing and treated them like cherished employees or soldiers. After having met Lambrouge for thirty minutes she finally cracked a smile and seemed to have adopted the black haired teen as a younger sibling or possible love interest no one was sure which, not even her two 'friends'. She was the long range expert and second in command of their little 'squad' and also one of the 'Top Four'.

Finally there was the boy himself. Lelouch Lambrouge was his name and the boy was a mystery. He never showered with the other boys, claiming that he liked his privacy and had a few scars that he'd rather not show. He often spoke fondly about a younger sister that he had back in Area 11 who was blinded and crippled at a young at a young age but she was always kind, occasionally he spoke about some of his friends from school where he was apparently the student Council Vice-President, and he occasionally mentioned an older step-sister that was in the army but refused to say her name. He didn't appear to be physically fit but the boy could scrap by in most of the classes, and don't let that deceive you, the boy had learned Jujitsu and Judo when he was little to protect his sister, although he preferred to use his mind over his muscles. The boy was a tactical genius, able to successfully predict and counter any thing that the others could throw at him and he was amazing in a Knightmare of any type! He was easily the smartest of the four and the last in the top four.

"I don't know why but Santoake went nuts and shot me, something about 'pure bred Britannia bastards stealing his glory' or something like that sir. It took me by surprise and the bullet went through my abdomen, Shenhua, Balalaika, and Sawyer took it upon themselves to relieve him of his weapons." Lelouch reported, his voice a bit softer than usual but that was attributed to the bullet hole in his stomach area.

"Good job ladies. Get Lambrouge to the medi-bay on the double. Stomach shots can be fatal if not treated properly." The Drill Sargent said causing the three women to salute before Shenhua literally picked Lelouch up bridal style, much to everyone else's amusement, and took off towards the nurses office with the other two in hot pursuit…within half an hour the Sargent was in the infirmary as well looking at the bandage wrapped Lambrouge in slight shock and disbelief.

"What's you real name?" He finally asked causing the dark haired to teen to smirk up at him.

"Sir. My first name is actually Tenchi but I prefer my middle name Lulukina, a lot less trouble that way if I may say so sir." The newly minted Tenchi Lambrouge said causing him to mark that down on his clipboard.

"Why did you hide your gender Lambrouge?" He asked the teenage girl next while everyone in the office, including the girls three 'guard dogs' as they had been dubbed, to perk up curiously.

"Sir, my older step-sister told me of how females were discriminated against by many of their fellow recruits and even the instructors simply for being female while she was a recruit. Also she told me of how some fellow recruits had attempted to force themselves on her best friend within a month of training, causing her to kill them in self-defense. I am nowhere near the strength of my older sister or her friend, who I have come to consider another elder sister, and did not wish for anyone to do that to me." Tenchi said causing the Sargent to growl at this, in his mind rape was one of the most despicable crimes there was. He wasn't the only one to growl as the three well known females in the room growled as well…well Shenhua and Balalaika growled audibly, Sawyer looked like she wanted to snarl.

"You don't have to worry about that Lambrouge. You'll be getting your sleeping quarters reassigned to being with your four guard dogs here and I doubt that anyone will be able to get within twenty feet of you like that before they're killed." Sargent said causing Tenchi to blink up at him before thanking him while the three other women grinned at this.

Looking at the almost frail looking girl who had bound her moderate sized chest with bandages for her own safety, the Sargent felt a bit of a paternal instinct bubbling in his chest…although he wouldn't show it a lot. The Sargent gave the teen a small smile and patted the top of her head fondly, before leaving with only one order for each of the girls in the room.

"Get some rest Lambrouge. You three make sure no one disturbs her. Those are both orders by the way."