THE SECRET DIARY OF LAVENDER BROWN

IF YOU ARE READING THIS BECAUSE I'M DEAD PLEASE BURN THIS BOOK NOW

DON'T READ ANYMORE I'M WARING YOU

WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING?

October 2

Breakfast Table

Today is a boring day. A sad day because I decided that I wouldn't do any thing with Dean unless he dumps Ginny or just stays with her and to tell you the truth I don't really care what he does because he is a horrible snogger.

God Pavarti can sometimes be so stupid. Can she never realize when I have a bf. Oh well I tell that I'm going to the loo or some thing it is sad how she doesn't realize that I just use an invisibility cloak that she doesn't know about to pursue my manly accomplices. If you know what I mean.

I need coffee now! Why do classes have to start so early?

Muggle music is surprisingly good. To bad that I can't listen to it here. Well according to that insufferable know it all Hermione. Who has read Hogwarts a history like a million times.

I need to find Seamus. I really need a good snog. But must he be so oblivious to my feelings? Urgh.

LMAO. Loony is wearing radishes as earrings again.

Later

Potions

God Snape is so horrible. At least he likes me the most out of all the Griffenders. It is a gift that I have everyone loves me.

Hermione is still being an insufferable know it all. GTG. I need to prep the pool for this afternoon. Today we are betting on the colours of the boy's boxers.

Even Later

Care of magical creatures

Hagird is such a big olaf.

Anyway here is the pool is

Red blue green black pattern

Harry Hermione Pavarti Luna Padma Ginny

Ron Pavarti Padma Ginny Hermione Luna

Dean Ginny HermionePavarti Luna Padma

SeamusLuna Ginny Padma Hermione Pavarti

Any way gtg. Stupid work

Even more later

Well classes are over thanki god. they lasted so long. Divination was so amazing. i think that i may become a seer.

i still have to get the answer for our pool. well atleast i won't be the only who has to ask.

i really wish that Fred and George Weasley were still at the school they were incredibly hot. any way gtg. eyes dropping.