Hey guys! I felt like writing something silly and fun, and I desperately needed a break from other crap that's going on in my life. Chapter two of my Marauder Era story will be up soon, I promise! Sorry for making you lovelies wait! :( Love you all!
~AbracaDarby
"Oh, Sirius, no." I whisper. James and I were about to have our first dance as husband and wife. We had a song picked out, a muggle one called "I Will Always Love You." We had a lovely singer named Calypso Fruvia to sing it. Key word: had.
Let's back up to the events leading to those words.
Calypso had stepped up to the stage. The entire room began clapping for her. She brought the microphone to her lips and took a breath. The orchestra we had hired started playing. After a few bars, Calypso opened her mouth.
And then Sirius happened. "WAIT!" He cried out. The orchestra stopped. Calypso did not get a note out of her mouth. Sirius ran up to the stage, and shoved Calypso off. "I've got this," He assured everyone.
And now, we are back to the present.
"Oh, Sirius, no." I whisper.
"CUE THE ORCHESTRA!" He shouts. The conductor shrugs. The orchestra starts playing again, as beautifully as ever. Now, something I feel I must say before I continue is that Sirius is a horrid singer. He sings all the time, but he cannot sing a lick for his life.
Two measures early, he begins. He doesn't even sing the right part of the song.
"AND IIIIIIIII-EEEEE-IIIIIIIIII..." He is horribly off-key, loud as ever, and dancing. "WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I watch the rest of the room cringe. "WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He repeats those two lines for about ten minutes, even after the orchestra stops playing.
"Thank you, ladies and gentleman!" He bows, and his hair flies everywhere.
He walks up to me, winks, and walks away laughing.
I'm going to kill him.