Link was a filthy nigger who needed a dollar. He liked to suck dicks because he's a gay who looks like a girl he got butt raped by a shark in the new game because he's so gay. His dad used to beat him as a child and now he's a homosexual who likes to have sex with sharks.
Link woke up one morning with a raging bonar for shark sex. He picked p his slick new Samsung 666 from his table and called his kinky shark daddy shark prince man who's name I odn't know because i've never actually played the game.
"Hi shark daddy I want to cum."
"Mmmmm I will come over and fuck you." Replied Link's shark daddy.
Then Link loosened his tight boy bumhole and awaited the shark to come and shove his raging dick into him.
And then samirai Jack said "Yeah" and then all the old guys from rugrats drank a zipo drink and also my drugs that I took from the mental hospital were starting to go bad so I have to call the police because my weights is 40 pounds overweight and also my water is so watery can someone do something about this? It's pissing me off. Also put that shit up my asshole because you know me you know how I do.
Link waited for days for the hard shark cock, but unfortunately, on his way to Zelda's house, he was caught by chinese fishermen and eaten.
Link was never able to get shark dick ever again...