Author's Note: HERE'S THE SEQUEL! I changed my username to v4 flower because I like her, she's one of my favorite Vocaloids!
Disclaimer: No own Inuyasha or Vocaloid or UTAU. Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Vocaloid to Yamaha, Crypton Future Media, Power-FX, Zero-G, VoctroLabs, Ki/oon, Lawson, 1st. Place, etc... UTAU is owned by Ameya/Ayame.
1: Fried Banana?! (not what you think!)
Okay, so its me again! Jared a.k.a v4 flower! Here is another story for you all!
One Saturday, I was at the Sengoku Jidai with the Inutachi. I frying up some bananas while they watched.
"Whoa... I can already taste it!" Shippo was practically jumping up and down.
"Who knew you can eat bananas while they're fried too?" Miroku picked up a banana and ate it. "Mmm! So good!"
"Uh... Miroku, you're not supposed to eat it with your hands... Use this." Kagome handed him a fork. He stared at it for a minute until he took it and started stabbing the plate of bananacue like an idiot.
"Whoo-hoo! Caught one!"
"Here, have some sugar with it. It tastes more good that way." I handed the bowl filled with sugar, and when he dipped his fork on it and ate the sugar coated banana, his eyes sparkled.
"Delicious this is!" Poor Miroku went on a sugar craze and no one ever saw him again for the last eighteen hours.
Just then Kagamine Len popped out of my backpack. "I smell bananas." He turned his head and saw me frying a couple of bananas.
"YOU CAN FRY BANANAS?!" he yelled and disappeared.
Huh.
After snack time Inuyasha appeared with Miroku unconcious and being dragged around on a rope."He literaly asked me to tie hin up."
"What?" Sango poked on Miroku with a stick.
"He wanted me to tie him up with rope and hang him up on a tree."
"Seriously?"
Kagome felt something grope her behind real hard. Instinctively she kicked Miroku in the face, waking him up, but knocking him unconcious once more.
"Hentai!" Sango kicked him too for the sake of her best friend.
Shippo could have sworn Inuyasha was evily chuckling and saying something unappropriate. He scampered to Kagome's shoulder. "Kagome! It was Inubaka who groped you!"
"E-eh?!"
"He said something about how he wants you to eat his sugar coated banana next." Shippo said with innocence.
Kagome blushed madly. "O-OSUWARI!"
And me? Well, just sat down and took a nap.
End
AN: THE CRACK IS BACK! HAHAHAHA! FEAR THE CRACK!
HUMOR MODE
Rin-chan now?
Rin: *just sitting on a log*
Rin Kagamine: *suddenly appears*
Rin: *stands up*
Rin Kagamine: *smiles*
Rin: *smiles*
Len Kagamine and Kohaku: ITS THE RINPOCALYPSE!
END HUMOR MODE