Jack Sparrow was at a loss of what to do.
"Which way do I go to rescue my Pearl and beauty too?"
He thought left and right then came with an idea so hearty.
"I know! I'll throw that lovely garden tea party!"
That night he slapped posters up on every Deppland wall
Which so forth quoted, "Come one and almost every all!
If you came to my party I'd be oh so pleased!
And do not worry, I'm not diseased!"
The next day at the stroke of twelve, the civilians of the dominion
Came to the appointed spot with a cynical or cloudy opinion.
Lord Beckett was partial to that of tea, so that once
He came with a cup and was determined to show who was the bigger dunce.
Alas Jack had better things to do; he dramatically popped a piece of cod
Into a very surprised barber's gob and said, "Cheer up Mr Todd!"
But then some unwanted guests turned up and Jack looking rather p…..
Said, "Will, be you two lovebirds away; it reminds me of what I missed."
After passing Mr Wonka (and politely exchanging a debate about how "Rum is supposed 't
Be in the chocolate recipe") he came across that bilge rat Barbossa!
"Hector!" Jack says, apparently surprised to see him there,
"It has been some time since I saw you last, didn't expect to see you here!"
Unfortunately, Captain Jack tripped and dropped all of the rum on the floor
(He wouldn't be Jack without it) and in dismay he cried, "I must get some more!"
In the time that he left, uninvited hallucinations filled every leftover seat
And annoyed other deviant characters by kicking them with their feet.
Barbossa eventually came to the fact that his host was a long time in coming back.
"Captain Barbossa," commented Pintel, "Is anyone guarding the Pearl from Jack?"
The deadlights went on, and the conned pirate hurried to the dock but was too late.
Being in earshot and triumphant in his escape, Jack called out, "Mate,
I hoped you enjoyed the tea party, I held it 'specially for you!"
Fortunately for the witty captain, his dream was not too good to be true.
Easily excitable mirages fired flares into the sky
And all admitted that it would be a very huge lie
To say that their stupidity wouldn't linger.
Sweeney Todd in the barbers' way pulled the devil's finger
Whilst poor Edward Scissorhands gullibly followed suit
With the tools that he had (that's why in school he got the boot)
As the Black Pearl ventured forth to a place a horizon away,
King Johnny (the first and last) said casually, "I'd call this a pretty average day."