****I'm back 2 write anohter uber kawaii fanfic! ^o^! Plz revew and fav! Thank!**********
John was walking 2 da mall 2 buy som sexy pants 2 wear becuz John relly lieked his exy pants! He wuz going 2 buy some with hello kitty on them because they were uder kawaiiii deeeesuuuuuu! XD
But then John stoped because *gasp* he see karkat! Bu karkat wuz with a man and that man had on sweatr. Man with sweater stoped an loked at john.
"WHO DIS MOTHERFUKIN BITCH ASS WANKER SCUM?!" said sweater.
"He...he no one." Karrat say.
"Bu-butt Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!" John cry "Y u no luv me no more?!"
Sweated guy then say "You want me to beat this motherfucker up with my bear hands and chair? I do do that if want you karkitty."
Karkat shake head. "NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! HE FRIEND! NO BEAT UP WITH CHAIR! FIREND NOT BEAT UP! BEAT UP FRIEND IS BAD!"
Bu tsweater with guy no listen to karkat. He grab chair out pocketbook an start beating John over head with chair. John get black eye an he get stab wond in chest from chair, faling 2 grond. He know he no gonna make it becaz he stabed by chair tha sweater huy have with him.
"Haha! Now you are going die mothafucker! You can suk mah dik!" Said chairsweaterguy.
And John died. And then the Cahirsweater go 2 jail an karkat cry. End.