Why is he so fat?
A short one-shot explaining why Guru is so fat. One-shot!
Guru coughed as he realized his end was near. He would die. But first he would reveal his greatest sin.
"My children," he began as he started feeling himself fade away, "I am going to die now," an audible gasp was heard, "but not before I reveal to you my greatest sin."
One of the Namekians spoke out, "What is it?"
Guru felt cold sweat cover his brow, "You know the drought that happened millennia's ago?"
One of the elders answered the eldest Namek, "The one caused by those filthy albino's?"
"Yeah.. I might've shifted the blame on that one."
"We killed thousands!" one Namek exclaimed in outrage, how could Guru lie? Who was it?
"Yeah," Guru sighed in preparation, "it was me."
"HOW?!" A Namek cried in disbelief and outrage.
"I drank it!"
"What?!" the elder Moori asked in disbelief.
"How do you think I got so fat!?" with that said Guru abruptly died.