HI ALL
This story started off as a one shot then blossomed into something WAY BETTER. Hope everyone likes it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King, but I love Chocolove.
Chapter One: Here We Go
" You haven't had sex in FOURTEEN YEARS?" Horohoro gaped at his comedic friend. Chocolove shrugged, rubbing his bald-head.
"Well I've been jail for ten years so its not really all my fault,"
"True," the Aniu took a swig from his beer bottle " But getting laid would be the first thing I'd do once I'm out the slammer"
" It was on my to do list but couldn't find the right girl"
"The right girl?" Horo scoffed, half snorting, " This isn't Pretty in Pink, Choco! Ren, call up some of your cousins and get our friend a quick screw"
The Kwan-Do wielding man gave his two former teammates a ticked look.
" No self-respecting Tao would want him," he mused, flatly. Chocolove flipped this self-respecting shaman the bird then spiked his milk with vodka when he went to put his plate in the sink.
"We'll find you somebody dude, " Horo vowed, " Especially since I'd expect this celibacy thing only from Ren. Speaking of which, Ren how long did it take Arianna to get pass your intimacy problem?" The Aniu pinched his fingers together for emphasis. He ducked to avoid the mug aimed at his head, hitting Chocolove instead.
" Arianna said I have the biggest cock she's ever seen!" Ren snapped, " Its grown at least ten inches since you've seen it, Usui" The rest of the Chinese shaman's rant was cut short when someone's foot rammed into the back of his leg, sending him onto his knees.
"That is NOT proper conversation for the dinner table," Anna smacked Ren in the head with a wooden spoon, " especially when my son is sleeping in the other room. Take it outside,"
"Heh, your wife is full of pleasantries, eh Yoh," Horo laughed nervously as he followed Ren to the doorway.
"That's one way to put it," the Asakura smiled weakly as he swept up the shattered pieces of a coffee mug.
"Ya'll better not find me a girl like Anna" Chocolove winced, rubbing the knot forming on his skull. Anna hit him the shoulder.
"OUT, NOW!"
"That would be Lucifer's nightmare," Ren remarked as the trio hauled ass out of the house.
"Dinner's always eventful here," Manta sighed. Sitting beside him, Lyserg nodded, sipping his tea.
" In more ways than one,"
The itako's sharp glowered landed on them
"Don't just sit there! Do the dishes you bakas before I kick your asses out too!"
Lyserg and Manta immediately rushed to the sink, beginning their work., Anna's keen eye was on them the whole time.
I know it was short but it was uber funny.
Please read and reiview.
Later all