A/N: Random stuff. I don't know why I am even posting this, honestly. Hm, enjoy and review if you want.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto at all!!!
A Naruto Short Story: Lee and Neji
All was quiet in Konoha until loud shouting shattered it all. "Damn it, Lee!" A very livid Hyuuga slapped Lee, leaving a red handprint on pale skin.
"What? All I did was touch you!" Lee stated defensively.
Neji's eyes widened in shock, then changed to match an angry expression. "Nothing gives you permission to touch my--" Lee busted out in laughter.
Pastel lavender (a/n: whatever his eye color is) eyes landed on a very youthful laughing boy. Le felt chills running through his back. When a Hyuuga gave anyone that sensation, nothing good came from it.
"Hm, fine then. Let's see how you like it!" Neji's hand reached over, then slowly touched Lee on a very private area. It caused Lee to yelp, followed by laughter.
"Your hand…Neji…tickles!" a laughing Lee managed to shout out in between laughter. Neji removed his hand from Lee's body. That was it! He would never touch Lee's stomach ever again!!
End.
A/N: Very pointless indeed.