Tori: On the surface, this may appear to be just another "Find Out Which Pilot I'm Most Like By Answering Questions That Are Painfully Obvious About Whom They Are Alluding To". Well, my friend, that could not be further from the truth. Unless you are a close friend of the pilots or read Letters To The Gundam Pilots and RNDM fics religiously, your results will probably be, for the most part, unexpected.

INSTRUCTIONS: Keep track of your answers. When you are finished, turn the page for results.

Some Quizzes Have Ten Questions…Others, Twelve. But This One? It's Got Eleven.

1. You drop a piece of cupcake on the floor of your bedroom. Do you:

a. Yell "FIVE SECOND RULE!", pick it up, and eat it

b. Ignore it

c. Don't notice it. You hardly even realize you're eating

d. Frown, pick it up and, grimacing, toss it in the trash

e. Pick it up, inspect it, and pop it in your mouth if it's clean

f. Kick it under your desk where you'll pick it up and toss it in the trash in a few minutes

g. Ew… Cupcakes are gross

2. You're driving down the highway listening to the radio when some craptastic Fiddy Cent song or something comes on. You:

a. Pop in a cd

b. Flick through the stations to find one playing something better

c. Roll your windows down, crank it all the way up, hit the bass, and wave at the confused people in the car next to you

d. Ignore it

e. Curse out the DJ and grip the hell out of your steering wheel

f. Shriek in terror and shut the radio off

g. Turn it up and nod along like it's your birthday, shor-TAY

3. You're on your way to class when you realize you completely forgot to do the homework and this was your last chance before you got a detention. You:

a. Me? Forget homework?

b. Feign an ailment and rush to your next class almost in tears to beg for a nurse's pass which you ALWAYS get.

c. Sigh, go in and tell your teacher off the bat, then solemnly accept your fate

d. Open to yesterday's assignment so it looks like you have something, then BS your answers if she calls on you

e. Ask someone else the answers before the bell rings then quickly scribble down some mini-paragraphs.

f. Sit as far down in your seat as you can hoping the teacher doesn't notice you, then make a joke when she calls on you and argue your detention sentence

g. Ditch the class because if you're getting detention, you're gonna earn it the right way

4. You're getting ready for a date and you want to make sure your breath's okay. You use:

a. Orbitz gum.

b. Listerine flavor strips. Just take it like a man.

c. Citrus Altoids.

d. Tic-Tacs. The green kind.

e. Tic-Tacs. The orange kind.

f. A good old fashion teeth-brushing and some mouthwash for your perfect smile.

g. A spritz from a bottle of liquid mint

5. Every bad-boy needs a bad-ass ride, right? Your current vehicle is:

a. A Honda motorcycle

b. A Camero with all sorts of illegal adjustments

c. A minivan. A big, white minivan

d. A convertible with a Gundam model duct taped to the hood

ornament

e. A modest black Mercedes

f. A four-cylinder SUV that has made several attempts on your life

g. …actually, you failed you test, so you're jut bumming rides for now

6. You're cruising down the highway with your friends, windows down, at night. What's blaring from your speakers?

a. Nittle Grasper. Siam Shade. Dir En Grey. Can't go wrong with JRock. Or Wizard Rock for that matter.

b. Alkaline Trio. Backstreet Boys. Talk Radio. The more absurd, the better.

c. VAST. Juliana Theory. Mindless Self Indulgence. You're awesome like that.

d. Fuel. Metallica. Greenday. Anything with great guitar to zone to and maybe learn.

e. Billy Joel. Bon Jovi. One-hit wonders. If it's 80's, it's yours. You also indulge in the occasional '2 B A Master' cd.

f. Weezer. Beatles. Better Than Ezra. Anything that appeals to you at the time; there's no real pattern.

g. Justin Timberlake. Avril. Pink. That hardcore rawk is right up your alley

7. Your therapist tells you to make a self-portrait and encourages you to be as creative as possible. You take this to mean:

a. Set the paper on fire, then stomp it out

b. Sew a stuffed turtle to a piece of paper

c. Draw a very detailed picture of a toaster and label it 'Robinson'

d. Draw a disgruntled mug with funny hair

e. Put everyone to shame with your awesome art skillz

f. Draw a big happy face

g. You make a collage out of clippings from Teen People and Seventeen magazine

8. You are given the opportunity to adopt something for a charity.. What do you choose?

a. A road, that way you don't feel bad when you forget to send a check

b. A starving child because that way you can stop feeling guilty about never finishing your dinner

c. A manatee you've re-named Philip. Instead of money, you send pictures of hot mermaids, a cell phone, and home-made sweaters

d. A star. Then you cry when you realize it could have gone out millions of years ago and you wouldn't know.

e. An acre of rainforest so the monkeys will have some place to go

f. The kid from down the street who keeps sneaking into your basement to play video games and eat junk food

g. A new fur coat you've decided to name Muffy

9. You own all kinds of jewelry, but besides the chains on your pants you pretty much only wear:

a. A crucifix, your wedding band, and some bracelets

b. A tiny hoop earring, a hemp choker, hemp and plastic bracelets, and sometimes some dog tags on a long chain

c. A stud or tiny hoop in your ear and a whole bunch of bracelets

d. A crucifix, a bracelet made of small key chain rings, an anklet, and a pair of cross earrings, one a stud and the other on a chain through your left ear. Oh, and your engagement and wedding rings.

e. A simple gold chain necklace and maybe a bracelet or a watch

f. Just a necklace with the Star of David or some hemp bracelets if anything at all

g. Huge hoop earrings, a different necklace every day, and an a bunch of funky rings

10. What is your favorite piece of technology?

a. Your laptop; you're on it more than anyone else in the house

b. Your iPod, because sometimes you just need to shut other people out

c. Your electric guitar; expensive, pretty, and fun

d. Your video camera; someday you'll get millions when you put the Gundam gang's home videos on eBay

e. Your cell phone; text messaging is the sweetest way to communicate

f. Your minifridge; God forbid you have to go all the way to the kitchen to get a beer

g. The TV; you're content to sit in front of it all day

11. Your fall-winter-spring-club school schedule in high school is closest to:

a. Band; Fencing; Baseball; Peer Leadership

b. None; School Play; Baseball; Drama Club

c. None; Fencing; Ultimate Frisbee; Anime Club

d. Cross-Country; Fencing; Track; None

e. None; None; None; NHS

f. Band; Basketball; Ultimate Frisbee; NHS

g. Cheerleading; None; Soccer; None

Now turn to Chapter 2 and check your answers!