They dare to have a wedding,
Thetis and that man called Peleus
The gods are all invited!
All except this one.
I shall stay calm,
Though calm is not in my nature.
They make me stay away
Because causing discord is what I do.
I shall be a good sport
I'll even give a gift
An apple, gold and beautiful
They'll be at each other's throats.
You dare to forget my invitation,
Here, this is what I say,
May the apple be given to them
But with no specific name.
For the Fairest
That's who it's for
Oh! The goddesses shall dispair!
Then fight forevermore.
Though not all plans work out
Zeus is smart to keep away
But that mortal Paris,
How dare he interrupt!
The apple goes to Aphrodite,
I didn't expect any less.
But still, there will be fighting
The Trojan War has started thanks to that boy.