Disclaimer: I don't own Frasier
"Ah," Niles said walking into the room where Dahpne was trying to get his father's exercises done, "Doing our exercises I see?"
Dahpne rolled her eyes.
"Yes," she said, "and if someone doesn't let us get on with it he's gonna get a little spank on his fanny."
The look on Niles face was priceless.
"Gee Niles," Frasier teased, "I guess you really would be over the Moon than."
"Ha ha ha," Niles said though he was blushing a sharp red, "Real mature"
"Look," Martin teased, "He's as red as if he had gotten a 'spank' on his fanny."
Niles rolled his eyes.
"Do you guys think you're funny," Niles asked.
"No," Frasier said, "I know that I'm funny."
"And so do I," Martin said.
"That is a matter of opinion."
"What isn't a matter of opinion is that you are head over heals in love with Dahpne," Frasier replied.
"FRASIER," Niles exclaimed.
"NILES," Dahpne excalimed, "You love me?"
"I do," Niles said, "I have from the first time I met you."
"I.. is that alright.. I mean... we have a complex relationship but I'm in love with you too," Dahpne said.
"Well it's true that our relationship is complicated Dahpne," Niles said, "But it is also special. As much as I have made a difference to you, you likewise have made a difference to me."
"Really," Dahpne asked
"Absolutely," Niles said, "You made me feel like I was... well to quote Frasier over the moon."
"See Niles," Frasier said, "Aren't you glad I pushed you to do this?"
"Yes," Niles said, "I am grateful to you."
"And me," Martin asked.
"You too dad," Niles said laughing.
"What about me," Dahpne teased.
Niles dipped and kissed her.
"Here's my answer to that question," he said.