Hey all this is my third fan fic. I'm excited, it's gonna be my best one yet! Comments would be lovely, reviews or alerts anything like that, would be super boss! No Glee for two more weeks! My life doesn't mean much to me anymore, April 19th get your butt over here now so I can enjoy you sexually. Ahh, sorry I digress. Anyhow, let me know what you think. They'll definitely be some surprise pairings, I am a homosexual male, so well you can take a guess on what I think about when I watch glee ;) Hehe anyways hope you like it!
Chapter 1: Room-Mates
Rachel Berry was beyond ecstatic to hear the news. The entirety of New
Directions (including Blaine, who planned to be a member next year)
would be headed to a hotel to spend three weeks of the summer in
order to help them perform even better for next year. Vocal Adrenaline
had beat them at Nationals, damn that Sunshine and that amazing yet
oversung song All By Myself! So now New Directions was convinced
they must beat Vocal Adrenaline this coming year. Rachel's enthusiasm
however was not shared with the entire group, however. When Rachel
walked in to the choir room, her morale was slightly lowered. Mostly
because the other glee kids were complaining.
"This is a waste of time, Mr. Schue. I'm already the best singer in
glee club, well except for Rachel." Kurt said.
"I don't know how to drive." Brittany said.
"I'm gonna get horny. None of the chicks in glee club will put out
for me." Puck said.
"I don't think the hotel we have is wheelchair accessible." Artie
said.
"I want to spend this time working on my campaign for prom
queen again, I can't lose again next year, although losing to the cutest
gay couple ever isn't so bad." Quinn said.
"Blaine and I will win again, Quinn. Just get used to it." Kurt said.
"Guys, calm down. I know that this is asking a lot but I really think
this would be a great idea for us. We all want to finally beat Vocal
Adrenaline giving us this extra summer practice is going to be amazing."
"We have all next season to practice, I only have one summer to
get my Samtana on!" Santana said sassily.
"Guys, I say we put it to a vote. All in favor of going to the hotel for
three weeks, raise your hand." Artie said.
Rachel's hand rose up in the air eagerly and Mr. Schue's hand
followed hers.
"And all those in favor of not going raise your hand."
Everyone's hand raised up except for Rachel and Mr. Schue's.
"Did we win?" Brittany asked.
"No, you didn't. Glee club isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship.
I say we're going and that's final. Fill out these permission slips and
mail them to me with your parent's signature asap."
Mr. Schue handed out the papers and each glee club member took
one with a scowl on their face except for Rachel, who beamed with
pride.
"I don't know how to spell my name." Brittany said.
"Guys, I know this may seem like a lot, but this can be a fun
experience. We won't be working the entire time. We can also hang
out outside of practice. And we're all staying together which means
we can bond. Each of you will get a roommate, at the end of our time
together, I want you each to sing a duet that describes your relationship,
I have paired you all together. So please be quiet as I read off the
pairings." Mr. Schue said.
"I hope I get a hot chick." Puck said.
"Nice try, Puck. These pairings are all same-sex."
"Not a problem with me. Me and Blaine are perfectly content
with those rules." Kurt said.
"Nice try, Kurt. I made an exception in your case. No one will be
paired with someone they could be attracted to, I made sure of that.
Now, hear are the names. Rachel, you will room with Quinn."
"What? No way! There's no way I'm rooming with man hands."
"I refuse to room with the girl who insists on ruining my life."
"This is why I chose the two of you, I want you two to pair up
and fix your broken relationship."
Rachel folded her arms and Quinn scowled.
"Puck, you will be with Artie."
"That pairing's dope, Mr. Schue." Artie said.
"I've taught you well." Mercedes said with a chuckle.
"Tina, you and Mercedes will be together. Sam and Mike, you will
room together, Santana and Brittany will be together."
Santana looked at Brittany, who smiled at her but Santana quickly
looked away. Nobody knew about their relationship. Brittany was still
with Artie and Santana was still with Sam, but Santana really wanted to
be with Brittany. It broke her heart but now it would be even worse.
She wanted to tell Mr. Schue that pairing would simply not do but she
didn't want to come out. It was just too scary. She bit her tongue
and tuned back into Mr. Schue.
"Lauren, Blaine isn't here but you will be rooming with him."
"Oh so Lauren can room with Blaine but I can't. What possible
duet could they do together? They don't even know each other."
"Your boyfriend is hot, Hummel. I think I can come up with
some ideas." Lauren said.
"You so much as touch him and I will break you, Zizes."
"Hot." Puck said.
"And last but not least, Kurt will be with Finn. Alright, now enjoy
the summer. We will meet back here in two weeks. Before you all go,
I want to sing you all a song to close off the very eventful year."
Brad, the piano player started playing on the piano. While
Mr. Schue pulled out a stool and sat on it looking at the glee club.
MR. SCHUE:
NOW I'VE HEARD THERE WAS A SECRET CHORD
THAT DAVID PLAYED AND IT PLEASED THE LORD
BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE FOR MUSIC, DO YOU?
IT GOES LIKE THIS, THE FOURTH, THE FIFTH
THE MINOR FALL, THE MAJOR LIFT
THE BAFFLED KING COMPOSING HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
YOU SAY I TOOK THE NAME IN VAIN
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME
BUT IF I DID, WELL REALLY, WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
THERE'S A BLAZE OF LIGHT IN EVERY WORD
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ARE HEARD
THE HOLY OR THE BROKEN HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
I DID MY BEST
IT WASN'T MUCH
I COULDN'T FEEL
SO I TRIED TO TOUCH
I'VE TOLD THE TRUTH, I DIDN'T COME TO FOOL YOU
AND EVEN THOUGH IT ALL WENT W RONG
I'LL STAND BEFORE THE LORD OF SONG
WITH NOTHING ON MY TONGUE BUT
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
HALLELUJAH
The club clapped for their teacher and then walked out of the
room with the exception of Rachel and Quinn. Quinn approached Rachel
with a nasty look on her face.
"I know you hate this just as much as I do. Let's just take our space
for these two weeks and then just get it over with, okay?" Quinn said.
"Fine, but if you so much as try to take a solo away from me or
insult my hands again, I'm telling on you."
"Why are you always such a brat?"
"Because I'm tired of being a loser. And I'm tired of you winning.
You got all the looks, and you got Finn."
"Would you give up on Finn already? He broke up with both of us,
he is never gonna date either of us again. He found out about the whole
prom queen thing. It's never gonna happen, Rachel. Just get used to it."
"I can't get used to it. I'm not over Finn. It's not over between us."
"Yes it is, Rachel! Get used to it." Quinn said.
"I don't believe you."
"You're so stupid. You're obsessing over one person who will
never love you back, but you are completely oblivious to the one person
who actually has feelings for you."
"Someone has feelings for me?"
"Yes, Rachel."
"Who is that?"
Quinn leaned in and kissed Rachel on the lips. Rachel looked at
her with shock in her eyes but Quinn simply looked away. She pulled
away and avoided Rachel's confused look.
"I'll see you in two weeks."
A/N: I know a lot of people ship Rachel and Quinn so I thought some Faberry would be fun for all my lesbian lovers. More still to come. What did you think of the pairings? What do you think of this story? I promise there is more to come. I'd love to hear what you guys think. I hardly ever get reviews. It makes me sad .