A/N: Random stuff. I don't know why I am even posting this, honestly. Hm, enjoy and review if you want.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto at all!!!
Naruto: Grocery Shopping With Itachi
"Put that down!" Itachi growled at Naruto. He could not believe that he had to go shopping with Naruto in a grocery store. Still, if he wanted to help free the rest of the Akatsuki, he had no other choice. The fifth Hokage decided that community service was needed from the Akatsuki. Since he seemed responsible enough, Itachi was freed. There were a lot of things that he did that brought shame to the Akatsuki name.
However, all paled in comparison to going grocery shopping with an idiot. Why Naruto? The poor boy only bought and ate ramen, causing deficiencies in his young malnourished body. In short, ninjas had to be in top shape!
Now the once feared killer of the Uchiha clan had to keep Naruto from buying anything hazardous to his health.
"Hm… My stomach wants ramen," Naruto shouted. Itachi rolled his eyes, then turned away from the blond. There was no way he had to pay any attention to the hyperactive kid! "We got all we needed for your special diet, let's go," he said, leaving Naruto with his mouth wide open.
"Must have ramen… Need it to…survive…" Naruto whispered hoarsely, making Itachi slightly nervous. 'Why is his voice so…evil?' Itachi thought with a bit of fear in him.
Naruto's eyes got big, then in a monotone, computerized voice he said, "Self-destruct in 5, 4, 3..." Without a second to spare, the Uchiha left running as fast as he could away from Naruto.
When he was out of Konoha, he turned to see what had happened. There was a large fire spreading all over. The tall, uncaring man decided it would be best to go, never to return.
Back in Konoha, a very angry Hokage sighed out from frustration and exhaustion. "Get the next clone of Naruto Uzumaki. Maybe this one won't self-destruct by not eating ramen."
End
A/N: My sis said that it was almost like "The Island" in the end.