It certainly was a beautiful spring morning. The sunshine, blue sky and the color and lovely scent of the flowers just complemented it. Everything was wonderful and surely nothing bad could happen today. Ash and his friends are traveling to the next city to get another badge to go another step further in their goal to become Master Pokemon trainers.
"Isn't this a great day?" Said Ash.
"It is." Replied Misty.
"Indeed" - Said Brock - "but we should hurry to get to the city before we run out of supplies"
"I guess. It'll be good to have a real dinner tonight." Said Ash.
While the kids are talking about what they'd like for dinner and being slightly worried they would be late to it, Pikachu sees a stranger coming in their direction.
"Pika pika chu!" Said Pikachu pointing to the man going towards them.
The others stared at the man wondering why he was wearing a long coat since the day wasn't specially cold and why he had his face covered.
"Hello!" Said Misty to the stranger.
"Tits or GTFO" Replied him.
"What???" Said everybody.
"Where did this pervert come from?" Complained Misty.
"So I herd u liek mudkipz." Says the man.
"Mudkips suck!" Replies Ash, angry at the man.
"O RLY?" Says the man. He pulls a pokeball from his pocket and starts the pokemon battle with his battle cry:
"SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
A mudkip comes out of the pokeball.
"Mudkip?" says the mudkip.
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Pikachu jumps into the field.
"Pikachuuuu!!"
"Thunderbolt, Pikachu!" Says Ash.
Pikachu uses his attack and the poor mudkip faints immediately.
The anonymous man then sends his Seaking agains Pikachu.
"FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!!"
The enthusiasm of the man soon fades since Seaking also faints immediately when attacked by Pikachu and his confident grin turns into a frown. He could use his Meowth, but he wants to save him for Caturday. He has only one option left then.
"IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!"
"What??" Says Ash surprised.
A large ray bean emerges from the mouth of the man, hitting Ash, Brock and Pikachu. They desintegrate immediately.
"Wha... What did you do?" Says Misty, crying.
Attracted by the large explosion the police arrives almost immediately.
"BRBFBI!" Says the man, who runs away immediately persecuted by all the officers that arrived there.
So now Misty stands there alone, looking at the desolation and crying when somebody comes from the forest and asks her:
"Why are you crying, little girl?"
She turns around and see it's a bear.
"What... who are you?"
"My name is Bear. Pedobear"
The end!!