Ok. This is just a very random idea I had.
Disclaimer: I own no HP characters, events, or locations.
Set in between fifth and six year!
I'm sorry if this copies someone else's work. With thousands of stories
it's hard to read every one! Ok.. here goes.
That was it. The Wizard population had scraped through the bottom of the barrel, as far as their strange, almost ruthless thirst for information on Harry was concerned.
As he opened his copy of the Daily prophet while lying on his bed at Four, Privet drive, a copy of a free magazine flopped from the pages. This was not Witch's meekly, a women's magazine for shy, tight fisted witches (that's not to say it didn't have a male audience. They just kept themselves to themselves most of the time) but HARRY POTTER MAGAZINE!! Or so the green and orange flashing title told him.
The entire front page was taken up by a picture of him, which seemed to have been doctored somehow- he was sure he had never worn any mascara before in his life. He flipped to the editor's letter.
HI HARRY POTTER FANS! This magazine pays homage to the greatest wizard of all time! Harry Potter beat the dark lord without even really meaning to, and then told us he returned but no one believed him. In our eyes this makes him a hero!
In this weeks edition we interview a person who has never met Harry Potter, but has changed his name to match his! For fashion fans turn to page 22, Harry: What he wears and what it means!
On page 45 we taunt and make fun of everyone who's never heard of Harry Potter! Also look out for insults we can use against Harry Potter's enemies!
Lastly, we'd like to point out that this magazine could have been 'Defence against you know who and his followers' magazine!' But the jury voted 2:3 in favour of this one! Aren't you the lucky ones! (Yes! thought Harry, he hoped they would be sure to think of him while they were being tortured to death (not a laughing matter)) Thank you and have harry (Pun intended!) time reading this copy, which will cost 1g 7s from next issue.
Harry Potter was not able to endorse this magazine, as he was busy fighting dark mutants.
Love Vorking F. Tromedlow, Editor.
Harry flipped to the back; the magazine had 79 pages of pure garbage. For a while he read. According to page 22, whenever he wore green it meant he wanted to sit on grass. After a while threw HP! Aside feeling that the paper would be better used in aeroplane sick bags.
Harry had to stop this magazine. But how? He mused for a while reading 'jinxes for sphinxes.'
Then it, not unlike an egg at a riot, it hit him! He would not tell anyone who could do any thing about it! Instead he would tell Ron and Hermione, who would work on the trying to stop the magazine; but nothing would be really done till the last chapter, where there would be a dramatic showdown between him and the publishing company. (A/N Just because I've said in the 1st chapter doesn't mean it will actually happen! Then again it might!) Harry smiled. Sometimes his intelligence even surprised himself.
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Ok! Cool! Please review. Mr Chinchilla will be happy.
That was it. The Wizard population had scraped through the bottom of the barrel, as far as their strange, almost ruthless thirst for information on Harry was concerned.
As he opened his copy of the Daily prophet while lying on his bed at Four, Privet drive, a copy of a free magazine flopped from the pages. This was not Witch's meekly, a women's magazine for shy, tight fisted witches (that's not to say it didn't have a male audience. They just kept themselves to themselves most of the time) but HARRY POTTER MAGAZINE!! Or so the green and orange flashing title told him.
The entire front page was taken up by a picture of him, which seemed to have been doctored somehow- he was sure he had never worn any mascara before in his life. He flipped to the editor's letter.
HI HARRY POTTER FANS! This magazine pays homage to the greatest wizard of all time! Harry Potter beat the dark lord without even really meaning to, and then told us he returned but no one believed him. In our eyes this makes him a hero!
In this weeks edition we interview a person who has never met Harry Potter, but has changed his name to match his! For fashion fans turn to page 22, Harry: What he wears and what it means!
On page 45 we taunt and make fun of everyone who's never heard of Harry Potter! Also look out for insults we can use against Harry Potter's enemies!
Lastly, we'd like to point out that this magazine could have been 'Defence against you know who and his followers' magazine!' But the jury voted 2:3 in favour of this one! Aren't you the lucky ones! (Yes! thought Harry, he hoped they would be sure to think of him while they were being tortured to death (not a laughing matter)) Thank you and have harry (Pun intended!) time reading this copy, which will cost 1g 7s from next issue.
Harry Potter was not able to endorse this magazine, as he was busy fighting dark mutants.
Love Vorking F. Tromedlow, Editor.
Harry flipped to the back; the magazine had 79 pages of pure garbage. For a while he read. According to page 22, whenever he wore green it meant he wanted to sit on grass. After a while threw HP! Aside feeling that the paper would be better used in aeroplane sick bags.
Harry had to stop this magazine. But how? He mused for a while reading 'jinxes for sphinxes.'
Then it, not unlike an egg at a riot, it hit him! He would not tell anyone who could do any thing about it! Instead he would tell Ron and Hermione, who would work on the trying to stop the magazine; but nothing would be really done till the last chapter, where there would be a dramatic showdown between him and the publishing company. (A/N Just because I've said in the 1st chapter doesn't mean it will actually happen! Then again it might!) Harry smiled. Sometimes his intelligence even surprised himself.
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Ok! Cool! Please review. Mr Chinchilla will be happy.