Rating: R (Just to be safe) Nowhere near as over-the-top pornful as some of my haikus but still full of slashy goodness =D
Summary: "...and I don't mean to. I don't mean to." "Oh, Sam!" Cry! You all know the part of the movie I'm talking about! ^_- Oooooh, my! Was that a perfect slash set up or what? I'm thinking Sam and Frodo didn't have to start paddling the boat right way, if you know what I mean. They had a few minutes. (Evil) giggle!
Notes: You know I think this warning/summary section is longer then the actual haiku. =D
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"Oh, Sam!" Frodo breathed...
If the elf boat's a rock'n,
Don't come a knock'n. -- Amy Smith
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Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I'm just warping them for my own sick, sad pleasure. And oh, how pleasing it is...
Summary: "...and I don't mean to. I don't mean to." "Oh, Sam!" Cry! You all know the part of the movie I'm talking about! ^_- Oooooh, my! Was that a perfect slash set up or what? I'm thinking Sam and Frodo didn't have to start paddling the boat right way, if you know what I mean. They had a few minutes. (Evil) giggle!
Notes: You know I think this warning/summary section is longer then the actual haiku. =D
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"Oh, Sam!" Frodo breathed...
If the elf boat's a rock'n,
Don't come a knock'n. -- Amy Smith
...
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I'm just warping them for my own sick, sad pleasure. And oh, how pleasing it is...