Disclaimer: I do not own Starwars or any of its characters, but i own myself.
Know Your Starwars Stars
Me: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.
Me: Darth Vader, he is a big fat hobo.
Darth Vader: WHAT? I AM NOT A HOBO! I WILL KILL YOU IF I FIND YOU!
Me: Darth Vader, he made out with his light saber.
Darth Vader: NO I DIDN'T!
Me: Yes you did.
Darth Vader: NO I DIDNT!
Me: Yes you did.
Darth Vader: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Me: Whatever you say, hobo.
Darth Vader: I AM NOT A FREAKING HOBO!
Me: Yes you are.
Darth Vader: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Me: Make me.
Darth Vader: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: Find out yourself.
Darth Vader: NO TELL ME!
Me: No.
Darth Vader: YES!
Me: No.
Darth Vader: IM LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!
Me: Bye, hobo.
Darth Vader: IM NOT A HOBO! (Leaves the room)