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Created: January 9, 2012 Completed: January 9, 2012 (Revised: April 7, 2013)
Comedy Sketch
Episode I
(Warning this may contain strong language and sexual content, viewer discretion is advised.)
Naruto/Shippuuden
Konoha is destroyed & in ruin…
Sakura: Naruto! What did you do?!
Naruto: All I did was tell Shikamaru if he puts his mind to it he could control the world to do his bidding; therefore, he won't have to do anything at all!
Shikamaru: Get on your knees & bow.
Naruto: I was only joking though! I never thought he'd take it seriously! [Gets down on knees.]
Shikamaru: Now, Sakura drop down them pants and prepare to cry. I've been waiting to tap that ass since the Chuunin Exams.
Sakura: I… hate you, Naruto.
Gaara meets Tsunade for the first time.
Gaara: Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like "hers is better than yours." Damn right, hers is better than yours. You can teach me, but you have to charge.
Tsunade: (angry vein)
Gaara: Can I use your milk for my cookies?
Tsunade: (more anger veins) GGGGRRRR! [Chases him.]
Gaara: (runs) Ah! Is that a "yes" or "no"?!
Tsunade: DIE!
Gaara: O_o That isn't one of the options?
Sasuke… Forever Alone!
Sasuke: How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes! I don't know if Sakura will take me back!
Karin: Don't worry, Sasuke I'm here instead. (smiles)
Sasuke: …really, Karin?
Sakura: [Uses her super-strength to punch Karin; sending her flying for miles.] I still love you, Sasuke. I've already took you back. (keeps babbling on)
Sasuke: Now, I remember why I left Konoha all those years ago…
Sakura: Oh, and Sasuke I'm pregnant!
Sasuke: WHAT?!
What Itachi do when he's bored…
Itachi: … (starts smiling)
Kiba: (yelling from a distance) No! Akamaru!
Itachi: (chuckles)
Shino is looking at suggestive pictures of…
Shino: Oh Hinata. Booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks. Booty butt, booty butt, booty butt CHEEKS! (has a buggasm)