I wanted to make a difference and I wanted some adventure. I was just tired of the everyday stuff. I stopped by the kitchen for some freebies and the cook told me he was in a bind and needed an assistant. I told him I was not into kinky stuff. He told me not that kind of assistant, but needed to make a cake for the Duke (a real looser) or he was in trouble.
I decided I could use some adventure. He gave me a list of three things that he needed, milk from a certain cow, some fine flower and a super large egg for the cake. How hard could that be? Off I went. The flower was easy; I just picked some wheat and took it to be ground up in the mill. I did need to throw out some junk from my backpack to make room, but that was easy. I picked a couple of eggs up and took them back and Cookie said he needed one super large egg. I thought wouldn't a few regular be the same as a super large one. Obviously not! Must be that new math.
Back I go, because, after all, a girl's got to eat. This was tough because I am not a good map reader and am lost without my GPS! I looked a little harder on the farm and low and behold, I got a super large one finally. Then the milk sounds easy, right? Well I never milked a cow before, don't like flies and can usually get some dumb guy to do the tough work for me. Well, I am trying to milk the cow and nothing is happening. I am sure I am pulling on the right thing (made sure they were not bulls) but still nothing. I am getting ready to pick s fight with the first person I see when I see somebody else milking a cow with a bucket, not the pots I used for the flower. Who knew stupid cows were so particular? I ask somebody else how I can find a bucket and he gives me this long list of places I could go to get one. By this time I was hungry, frustrated, tired of playing map games and ready to go postal. Then I see another guy milking a cow and walk over and just take his bucket of milk. He didn't say anything because he could tell I was not in a good way and let it be. What a wimp!
So I go back with the milk and super large egg and the Cookie is so happy he gives me a certificate of appreciation. Big deal! I decided to take a hamburger on the way out. I thought about it and it was funny, HE is going to make a great cake for the Duke. I told him the truth and said "you know what Cookie? Your food and Compazine go hand in hand!" He thought that was a compliment! Well, got to keep the free food coming. I ate and went home for a nice rest and my hamburger for later on. Another day, another quest.