Here's a songfic i came up with. I thought about it and i just had to write it. I know the song is about Norway but i changed it a little so it could wwork for Denmark too cause, they do have the same alphabet.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or the song Size Matters - ÆØÅ
America had decided that he needed to learn more about other countries. So he asked Denmark if he could show him around his country. Denmark of course agreed and soon America was on the next flight to Copenhagen. After America got there, the two, oh sorry, I meant three, Norway just so happened to be there too, the three of them spent the day touring Denmark. At the end of the day, they all went back to Denmark's house to relax.
"You know what I've noticed about Denmark?" America asked. "And I think I've also noticed it in Norway."
"What?" Denmark and Norway asked simultaneously.
"Everything is so much smaller here."
Denmark and Norway looked offended. "What do you mean smaller?" Denmark asked.
America smirked. "I guess everything's just bigger in America."
Denmark glanced at Norway. "Oh, not everything is bigger in America," Norway said.
America looked at them curiously. "What do you mean?"
Denmark turned to Norway. "Hit it, Norway!"
*lights dim*
The American Dream is to be supreme
The bigger the better, the biggest ever
Size matters!
It's David versus Goliath
You're the kickdrum. I'm the high hat.
Size matters!
You took a giant leap for mankind
We took a small step for cheese
Size matters!
We write stuff on paper.
You write stuff on a f*cking hill!
Size matters!
More isn't less, it's more.
Size does matter
Size matters!
For every actor that we got
You've got a cast and a crew and a millionaire with that
Size matters!
I complain about my belly fat
You die from it. I can't compete with that.
Size matters!
I feel so small
But we must not forget
That size matters!
And we've got the biggest alphabet
We've got 29 letters, you've only got 26
Let's see how big you are
When you suck our f*cking vowels
Suck my Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
(Sham one!)
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
We go (After X Y Zed)
You ain't got th (There is no more Mr. Nice)
We go (We got a great big alphabet)
And it's a matter of size
Bigger. Better. Stronger. Faster.
Wit am the MÆstØr.
What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
{*chuckle*} Well,
Æ Ø Å! I got Æ Ø Å!
Champagne for everyone, on me!
How will you pay for that?
{*laugh*} Funny.
got Æ Ø Å.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Æ Ø Å!
Baby let me give you some Æ
Then I'm gonna make you Ø
C'mon, let's get it Å
Take it slow from base to base
The all over your face!
Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
We go (I don't need your big fat ass)
I got big fat Æ Ø Å
We go (I don't need your rock and roll)
I'm rocking Æ Ø Å
We go (I don't need your pornography)
Get it done by Æ Ø Å
We go (I don't need your crack cocaine)
Cause I'm high on Æ Ø Å
We go (I don't need the iPhone 5)
I go (Just gonna have a look at that)
I don't need Lady Gaga
Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å
*America calls the president*
"Hello, Mr. President? Um, the Danes and the Norwegians,
they have a bigger alphabet than us."
"What? Bigger?"
*On tv address to the nation*
"My fellow Americans. We have reason to believe that Denmark and Norway have weapons of mass destruction."
Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å