Mario Goes to Disney World II: The Sequel
By Robert Barnes III (PeachLover94)
WARNING: The Following Fanfiction contains some cartoon violence, low-level swearing, suggestive adult themes, and content that may be offensive to anti-LGBT Mario fans, and has therefore been rated T for teenage audiences. Parental discretion is advised.
CHAPTER ONE: ANNOUNCEMENT TO DEPARTURE
It was a beautiful morning in the Mushroom Kingdom as Mario woke to the music of Ranz des Vaches (Call of the Cows/Dawn) of the William Tell Overture going off on his alarm clock.
He stepped out and took in the view from the castle.
"Ahh, what a beautiful morning" he said with pride.
Then he noticed that a familiar space station/starship had landed in the Kingdom.
It was the Comet Observatory, home to Rosalina and Lubba of the Lumas. He quickly got dressed and headed down to the royal banquet hall where some familiar faces were waiting for the red-shirted plumber.
"The M is in the house!" proclaimed his brother Luigi in a game show host-like fashion, while Princess Peach Toadstool simply said in her sweet tone "Morning Mario, my love".
Everyone was ready to have a Friday morning breakfast, but Princess Peach announced something that was ready to catch everyone off guard.
It was about the new plans for summer vacation.
"My fellow friends, in honor of a nice summer vacation for all of us, I have decided that we are going to spend a month of it at Walt Disney World Resort again in Orlando, Florida! It's all on me and Daisy!" she said with pride as they started cheering.
Toads, Yoshis, Lumas, Birdos, Nokis and Piantas were mixed in their reactions, as nearly all of them jumped up and hurrahed, while a handful of them did face faults and fall flat on the face.
This didn't deter them from unloading the invitations and travel items lists.
Daisy continued what Peach was to say.
"And since you all wanted to have others come with us, we have brought a few friends with us to experience what we did and what they missed". She and Peach turned Mario and Luigi to two unforgettable and two forgettable faces.
The first two were Rosalina of the Comet Observatory and Pauline, who Mario originally saved from Donkey Kong back in like 1981.
Rosalina blushed when she saw Mario's face.
"Mamma Mia!" squealed Mario as he and Pauline came towards each other and hugged vigorously, as they hadn't seen each other in a long time.
Pauline had been introduced to Peach via Donkey Kong while Mario was asleep and the frenemy Donkey Kong dropped her off.
He could not believe his two loves were under the same roof.
"Oh, Mario! I missed you!" said Pauline as they finished hugging, then left and joined Rosalina to come forward and be with Peach and Daisy, as the four Mario™ damsels were now the organizers of hopefully the best summer ever.
The other two faces were none other than Wario and Waluigi, the anti-hero twins of everyone's favorite red/green plumbers.
They were still grumbling about their first trip there, and how they were talked into it once more, and how they were going to be humiliated.
"I told you we shouldn't go after Peach or Daisy like this, but no-you wouldn't listen!" they argued to each other as Rosalina was receiving the warmest welcome in all her life.
Rosalina received a bunch of oohs and ahs as Peach continued to send out invitations and flight tickets.
The flights were to depart from the Mushroom Planet and head through a sky warp to Orlando after crossing over the Eastern U.S. Seaboard.
"Be sure to be at the Mushroom Kingdom Inter-Dimensional Transport Gateway on Sunday morning at one o'clock AM sharp if you want to catch the first flights to the real world and Walt Disney World." finished Peach as the invitations, tickets and lists of needed belongings were passed out.
Everyone rushed back to their homes or temporary homes to start packing for the trip.
The six humanoids with two humanoid doppelgangers then left for the upstairs to start final preparations.
Mario noticed happily that Peach and Pauline were getting on very well to being fast friends, and it seemed to him that the two girls might make a good couple; if you know what he meant as he turned towards the screen of the reader to remark.
"Mario, who are you talking to?" chirped Luigi, curiously.
"Oh, nobody", said Mario, whistling in dream land as they continued up into the main dormitories of the castle to prepare for the big month-long trip ahead.
But there was trouble a-brewing as that sneaky, lying, cheating, giant Bowser, the entire Koopa Troop, his son Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings along for the ride were out to sabotage the vacation; again.
Unlike last time, there was to be no stopping him.
"Well, well, well. Another vacation to Walt Disney World, WITHOUT US! Blast that prissy, bleeping Princess Peach and her meddlesome friends!" cursed Bowser as he watched as an extra invitation to the vacation floated through the air past him and his minions.
"Just those nimrods and their lackeys wait! We'll show them that they can't keep bad guys like the Koopa Troop down for long!"
"Right, bad king dad!" called Junior and the Koopalings.
Junior continued, "Hey! We now have forty-eight possible ways and plans we can use to blow those kooks to Koopa Kingdom Come! This time, they've been field tested, and we've FOR SURE got it right!"
This caused some hurrahs from the evil crowd, but mostly groans and sighs of doubt or disapproval.
Bowser's plans had failed in the past, at their price.
"That's what you said the LAST TIME we tried those plans!" said a weary Goomba.
He and the Koopa Troop were often lab rats for Ludwig's experiments.
"Quit your whining!" snapped a tired Wendy O., who was betraying an aspect of her own personality, as she was a bit of a spoiled brat, being whiny herself when younger.
It was amazing for Bowser to see his baby girl become a parent for just a few seconds.
While that was going on, Ludwig whispered into Junior's ear.
The reactions were "Uh huh, uh huh, Whoa!".
Bowser wanted to hear what they were discussing.
"What is it? What is it?" asked Bowser anxiously.
He was so excited to hear what the latest plan would be in order to get the Mushroom Galaxy now open to his conquest.
This time, they would conquer the universe from Walt Disney World.
"We've been practicing our flying machine operation skills, and I bet we could sneak ourselves on as the pilots and flight crew for those flights to Orlando and hijack them!" squealed Junior in excitement.
Bowser went wild with excitement as Phase One was told.
He wasn't going to pass up a chance to destroy Mario.
"Whoo, yeah! I love it! Everyone, initiate Phase One tomorrow night." said Bowser.
That same day, everyone was packing for the trip. Peach and Pauline were being helped by Mario in getting the right stuff needed for the trip.
Toad and Toadette picked up Yoshi and Birdo to help clean out the old bags and break in new ones for everyone else as well.
Below in the basement of the castle Daisy, Luigi and Rosalina were not only trying to load the proper items into the buses to take them to the airport, but were helping Wario and Waluigi pack as well, as they were having the worst of the terrible time trying to pack and get ready for the trip ahead.
Mario and Peach watched as Pauline was trying on her new red bikini.
The blonde princess finger framed her and let out a wolfy whistle as if out of romantic arousal, earning this fanfic a T to M Rating. Oops! Broke the 4th wall - AGAIN!
"You look great, Pauline. Sen-sational!" she applauded as Pauline blushed with the complement.
Mario felt something else rise in his body as Pauline stepped back into the bathroom to change back into regular clothes.
As the door closed, Peach and Mario were deciding on what to wear for the vacation. This year they were going to do it differently.
This time, Peach wanted to show her macho, fearless side.
"What other clothes are needed?" quipped Mario.
Peach decided against wearing her regular ballgown and crown into the resort and threw them back into the closet.
She thought to herself.
"I'll pick something more maneuverable to wear and get wet in certainly for this trip." she decided as she pulled out a few pink polo shirts, blue boot-cut jeans, black denim jacket with white tennis sneakers as her main outfit for when she would be going into the main parks, and as for her water wardrobe, she chose a new pink bandeau bikini with cerulean sandals.
It was somewhat identical to what Pauline had just modeled.
"What do you think about these?" she asked her plumber boyfriend as she showed off what she would be wearing to the resort hotel pools, Fort Wilderness Campground, plus the Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon water parks.
"Ooh whee, Peach! Where'd you lay your hands on that kind of stuff?" gasped Mario as he started to somewhat drool with lust and his eyes turned to hearts and coins.
He was shocked when he heard where Peach had gotten them from.
"I bought them for her and other versions of them for me, Daisy and Rosalina at Coconut Mall's Pac-Sun." called Pauline from the bathroom as she was redressing.
She soon had on a red bathrobe and pulled out some clothes for traveling.
Mario pulled out a few short-sleeve red polo shirts and blue short-leg overall pairs with his new sneakers, then chose a green Hawaiian shirt and two red swim trunk pairs.
He was going to look rather dapper for anything in hot Orlando, unlike his rival doppelganger Wario who was going to wear the SAME swim outfit and regular clothes he had the last time.
Talking of Wario, where were he and Waluigi?
They were still in the basement of the castle, packing a whole bunch of stuff; you'd be amazed at how Daisy, Rosalina and Luigi tolerated it.
They kept on packing while silently groaning and giggling.
"Let me have the ducky raft!" insisted Wario.
"No! I want it!" whined Waluigi.
Luigi and Daisy watched them argue as they helped Rosalina pack what they needed.
"Will those boys ever agree on something?" groaned Rosalina sarcastically.
"I doubt it." shrugged Luigi and Daisy in unison, looking very dismayed.
They continued on with their work while the Wario Bros. finally calmed down and got on with their work, still grumbling about why they had to come on the trip again, and why they had to do some work.
Everyone worked until Saturday morning, when all the bags were loaded into a mass of U-Haul vans and buses were waiting outside Toad Town to take everyone to the Mushroom Kingdom Inter-Dimensional Transport Gateway to catch the privately reserved flights arranged on charter by Peach.
The rest of that day was spent on sleeping in order to get enough rest to be prepared for the flights, what with the two-and-a-half hour turnaround time plus going through security.
Meanwhile, at the Gateway that day, evil forces were at work once again as Bowser and Junior had successfully drugged the pilots that were going to pilot the plane that would carry Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Rosalina and Pauline to Orlando.
With Wendy O. to help them, the other Koopalings were tasked with taking control of the other three flights out from the Mushroom Kingdom.
Junior was so proud of his dad that he proclaimed to him "It's like nabbing Cheep-Cheeps and Trouters in a barrel!"
"Now, now. Don't get cocky, my boy!" Bowser said as he tried to sound natural.
He and Junior fitted themselves into the disguises of the pilots, posing as Captain Kristian Larence (K. Larence) and First Officer Robert Oger (R. Oger) with the Navigator being Wendy O. as Second Officer Valerie Iktor (V. Iktor).
They would surely stand out with their names on ATC radio chatter, but the other pilots were just shrugging.
The plan was going to plan, that when our heroes find out, it would be too late to stop it!
The time was 11:25 PM Mushroom Daylight Time on Saturday night when the vacationers woke to Mario's alarm going off to
the tune of the William Tell Overture Finale. They had already gotten enough sleep that they were able to quickly get dressed and then piled into the first bus
out to the airport of the Gateway which was about an hour's drive from the Castle and even Toad Town. The buses were underway.
"What a convoy we're getting out to the airport, huh?" said Mario while yawning.
He wiped some of the sleep sand out of his eyes.
"Peach, what a great plan for sleeping throughout most of yesterday so that we now are rested for our great summer vacation!" purred Daisy as she had some grapes and coffee to perk her up.
Peach and Pauline heard Daisy as they looked out at the stars and the countryside.
Fences, blocks, pipes and starbits littered the landscape.
"See? There's the constellation Good Egg, and there's the Central Star of our Universe." said Peach as Pauline rested her head on the princess' lap at the front of the bus.
Mario felt that there was something blossoming between the two girls.
"Oh, Peach. I can't help but feel that it was made for us and Mario!" sighed Pauline as she still was trying to wake up from the sleep they endured yesterday.
But Rosalina and Luigi were not happy to be stuck with Wario and Waluigi for most of the bus ride there.
Luckily, they kept the complaints under their breath.
"Oi vey! Those two loons are going to cause mischief again like last time." grunted Luigi.
He knew the pain of being bullied by Wario and Waluigi.
"Tell me about it! I can hardly keep my head up with their morning breath permeating the air! They should take some of my Lumas' mints!" whispered Rosalina.
The convoy got on the Inter-Kingdom Highway-101 to take it to IKH-405 to arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom Inter-dimensional Transport Gateway, the busiest and largest airport/seaport/high-speed train terminal/spaceport/bus and car terminal on the Mushroom Planet.
A sort of a cross between Grand Central Station, Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, Port Canaveral, Mos Eisley Spaceport, and the Greyhound Headquarters, it was not only one busy transport center, you would also find it to be a wretched hive of scum, villainy, slapstick and total silliness.
"The White Zone Is For Immediate Loading and Unloading of Passengers Only. There Is No Stopping in the Red Zone." said P.A. voices all across the curbside
airport drop offs as the buses pulled up to the National, Western, Delta, America West, US Airways, Northwest, Pan Am, Braniff, American, Eastern, TWA, Continental, Southwest and United Airlines check-in areas.
The thirteen leading vacationers got out of their bus with some Toads, Yoshis, Birdos, Piantas, Nokis and Lumas in tow as the other buses came up and pulled up behind them.
They filed orderly into the terminal, which was very empty save for the usual staff at the check-ins and security.
It was feeling very quiet for the most part.
Perhaps a bit too quiet.
Our heroes did not realize it fully yet, but there was a trap being set, right under their noses.
Peach and Daisy went over and filed the numerous plane tickets for the flights into boarding passes and gave them out to everyone.
They had arrived with a couple of hours to spare before boarding.
"Make sure to have your valid I.D. and boarding passes as you head through security." they instructed as the boarding passes were handed out one by one to
everyone who was invited and they quickly but orderly filed down towards the two security checkpoints.
Waluigi was calmly chatting with Peach and Luigi.
"You know, Peach, Luigi, Wario's still complaining about how some guys have to do those pat-downs on you sometimes." shrugged Waluigi to the green
plumber.
"I can just imagine it.", agreed Luigi.
"But it isn't all that bad. For me, one time it was a hot chick. I had the notion to do my moves. I decided to put my coins in the front of my underwear so that—"
The green plumber and Peach turned their heads away. "Eep! Don't wanna' know!"
Security was filing through everyone rather briskly and orderly, and in about five minutes, half of both Peach and Daisy's parties had already cleared security and were on their way to the gates where their flights were going to be taxiing out from.
As soon as Mario, Luigi, Peach and Daisy had cleared security, Pauline received a call from Yoshi on her new BlackBerry.
Talk about some overbearing product placement.
"Uh huh…uh huh…oh great! That's good to know. Thanks for the update!" she said to Yoshi and then hung up.
As they were walking to an indoor bar in the terminal, Pauline said to the other travelers "That was Yoshi. He said that he, Toad, Toadette, Birdo, Lubba and their parties have passed through security and are on their way to their gates without much of a hitch!"
"Perfect. We just have to make sure our pilot for United A113 is ready for us in the bar over there." replied Peach as she pointed to the bar.
The two plumbers and their princesses went into the bar which had a Goomba, two Buzzy Beetles and two Bloopers playing some very funky sci-fi cantina jazz music.
In one of the booths, a Lakitu had a Magikoopa at gunpoint.
Haven't we seen this somewhere before?
"I've been looking forward to this for a long time." said the Lakitu bounty hunter.
"Yes, I'll be you have." smirked the Magikoopa calmly, before there was a flash of light and the Lakitu was no more than a gold coin.
The Magikoopa threw the coin to the bartender and walked out to catch his train.
"Sorry about the mess." he called on his way out.
Our heroes didn't know it, but Bowser, Wendy O. and Junior had made themselves up to look and feel exactly like humans.
"Captain K. Larence" and "First Officer R. Oger" filled the vacationers in. "V. Iktor" was prepping their airliner.
"Your flights are leaving from gates D94/95 and B94/95. Don't worry. We'll get you to Orlando on time, safe and sound and right when you are ready to be there." snickered K. Larence.
His two flight officers appeared as though they were in full functioning glory.
Right...as if we, the readers could tell the difference.
"Got it. D94, D95, B95 and B94." said Mario with a nanoscopic sense of suspicion. He hid a sense that something was not right.
"Right. Why don't we get settled into our seats, guys?" asked Luigi.
They turned and headed out to Gate D94.
When Peach saw the giant United Airlines Airbus A-380, she paused for a moment.
It turns out that she had a very well-controlled fear of flying, as she once led a squadron of the Mushroom Kingdom Defense Forces into an ill-fated raid in an unidentified war which cost many pilots their lives.
During the war, fellow royalty of the Jewelry Kingdom, Prince Pine served with Peach in the raid, and was able to survive it as well.
Prince Pine's voice kept repeating in her head as she remembered: "Peach, this is Gold Leader 7. Primary target covered by fog and lightning. The decision to proceed is yours. The decision…is yours…is yours…is yours…We're too low, Peach! Too low…too low…too low! (Fighter plane crash images playing in her head).
She brushed it away to go through the Jetway with Mario onto the giant plane.
As the comfort of the terminal receded behind her, there was no turning back in order to escape fear and disaster.
It was the Walt Disney World Resort or bust.