The Jusenkyo Incident: what really happened, as told by Rice
A/N: I do not own characters from Ranma ½, nor Rice from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and if I did, VIZ Media would have to put all of the Bo-bobo mangas in English
"Hello gentlemen, this is Rice, former second in command of the hair hunt troop Wiggin Block and former Wiggin King and I'm here to protect you…from reality. Those of you who read Ranma ½ know about what happened to Genma Saotome and his son Ranma Saotome…but it's not how it happened, through the technology of computers, the internet and crudely drawn animation used by crayons and paper, we will now show you "The Jusenkyo Incident: what really happened!"
Shown in "crude-o-vision" (animation done crudely by crayons on white paper) we see two martial artists in the training ground of accursed springs in Jusenkyo and they leap towards the bamboo sticks in those springs they use as platforms, the bald fat guy says to his son "DUH! Me knock you into spring!" and then the young man says "yeah right grandpa, me go knock you in first" the bald guy then says "you dummier" while the son says "well you dummier!" and as they quarrel, the young man knocks Genma into the panda spring while he says "uh-oh…spaghetti-Os!" and falls into the water, but then a box emerges out of the spring with a panda suit and it reads "after falling into spring, please put on panda suit, take it off when you touch warm water and put it back on when you touch cold water" and so he puts on the panda suit, but then he jumps out of the water and knocks Ranma into the girl spring and then a similar box containing a female bodysuit and red wig emerges with the instructions "after falling into spring, please put on female bodysuit and red wig, take it off when you touch warm water and put it back on when you touch cold water". And so Ranma put on the female bodysuit and pretended to be mad at the stupid old man and that's what really happened…however, more people fell into many springs and look at these photos.
(Ryoga in a pig football mascot costume)
(Shampoo in a catwoman costume)
(Mousse in a Donald Duck costume but the headpiece is on backwards)
(Pantyhose Taro in a Rodan Costume)
"It's your Wiggin Ruler here again! And this ends our episode of "Baloney or not!" and umm…you 2 guys have a problem?"
"Yeah we do, that is a bigger lie than what Happosai told us in the first movie!"
(Genma holds a sign that reads "politicians tell better stories than you"
"It looks like those guys are gonna beat me up so…FIST OF RICE!"
Ranma and Genma and up being sucked into a bowl of rice and 2 pickles and an hour later two panda costumes show up from the bowl of the rice and instructions that read "An hour's up, put on panda costume." And then Ranma frowns while wearing a Panda costume and Genma finds this situation confusing since he's already a panda and Ranma shouts out "WILL THIS STORY EVER MAKE SENSE?"
And then Beauty appears out of nowhere and says in a cute way "umm…no!"
THE END…?