It was a day like any other. Kar was standing there, being angry, Kan was by the teleportalizer , and Fef was on the horn pile with him. My greatest enemy. The land dweller I hated the most. Of everyone on this stupid rock, she had to pick him. The most vile, disgusting peasant-blood imaginable was on the horn pile with my Fef. That should be me. But instead she's on the horn pile, with that guy. Hank Hill.Why did she have to dump me for him? What does he have that I don't have? Nothing, that's what! Well, except for maybe propane and propane accessories. After a while of seeing this, I had made up my mind to side with Jack. I was going to invite Fef to join me, but I never found the right time. Finally, I was fed up. I decided now was as good a time as any. I approached the horn pile to confront that dirtscraper.
"Hey Hank." I said.
"What d'ya want Eridan?"
"Nothin' from you, land dweller. Fef."
"What is it Eridan?" She replied.
"I know you don't think of me in that way, but we belong together as the ruling class, anyways."
"What are you talking about?"
"I need you to come with me. We're going to find Jack."
"That's insane!"
"There's nothin' to worry about. I've reached a new level a power now. Vris can't even compare."
"But you can't fight Jack!" She exclaimed.
"Fight him? Hell no! I'm not gonna fight him. I'm gonna join him."
"What?" She asked.
"Got dangit, Eridan. Why do ya got ta be so dang dangerous. We can't risk letting you lead him back to us. We've gotta stop ya now."
"He's right. I'm sorry Eridan." Fef said.
"Then prepare yourself, mustard-blood." My heart was heavy, because Fef refused, but I held my head high, and did what was right. The battle was intense. Hank was holding me off by hosing me with propane and throwing propane accessories at me. Fortunately, I was able to K.O. him. Fef jumped at me, so I had no choice. I had to kill her. Kan was about ready to jump in, so I distracted her by destroying the matriorb and killing her. I quickly absconded. I remember the feeling of guilt and despair, when I left. But I kept my head high, because deep down, I knew I did the right thing.