A night to remember

Bachelorette party

Astrid was never into these girly things the other girls in Berk enjoyed to do, talking about boys, doing their hairs, and you know what. She preferred weapons, weapons, and of course weapons! So boys were on the very bottom of her list, but that didn't stop Snoutlout from trying to steal her heart. She preferred on cutting his head off with her axe, but all of that had changed when she fell in love with Hiccup. Astrid never thought that one day she would be getting married to Hiccup Haddock, she never liked him before but things changed after the Red Death. But here she was, she was about to wed the man of her dreams just two days away, but she wasn't going to say goodbye to her single life just yet. Ruffnut had the brilliant idea of celebrating her friend's last days as a single woman, and of course the perfect way was with alcohol!

"Hiccup! I'm heading out" shouted Astrid while she opened the door. Hiccup took Astrid's hand as he kissed her on the cheek, Astrid just adore it when Hiccup did this. A few years ago she would have broken his hand, and here she was about to marrying him. Astrid had been waiting for her proposal for a long time, and when Hiccup finally did. Astrid was just overwhelmed by joy, well just before she punched him in the shoulder that is.

"Have fun but not too much fun" Hiccup said, Astrid rolled her eyes in annoyance. She punched Hiccup on the shoulder, before she pulled him back and kissed him on the lips.

"See you later, babe" smiled Astrid, Hiccup waved at Astrid while he closed the door behind her. Ruffnut impatiently tap her foot, "I'm here!"

"Hurry up!" shouted Ruffnut, Astrid ran towards her friend when she notices Tuffnut wasn't with her. It wasn't often you saw one of the twins all alone, they did many weird things together and most of the time it wasn't good. Astrid can easily remember the time when Ruffnut and Tuffnut, had a competition on who can eat the most dragon's berries...it didn't end too well. The twins spent the next two weeks in the bathroom, puking ands other things.

"Where's Tuffnut?" Astrid ask, Ruffnut rolled her eyes in annoyance before she kick a rock.

"It's a girl's night out, Astrid" Ruffnut said while she wraps her arm around her, "Tuffnut's a guy... duh!"

"Let's just go" said Astrid. The two made their way to Berk's most popular pub, Ruffnut basically kick the door down and sat her friend at a table.

"WE NEED SOME DRINKS!" shouted Ruffnut while she slaps her hand onto the table, the bartender brought two drinks, he places them onto the table before Ruffnut drank it all down and ask for another. The bartender rolled his eyes while he went to get another round of drinks, "He's cute!"

"Not really" said Astrid while she took a sip of her drink, Ruffnut took Astrid's drink out of her hand and chug it down. "HEY! What was that for? He's bringing you more" shouted Astrid

"Hm! You were never into man like me, before it was because you were never interested in this stuff and now you're betrothed" Tuffnut said while she threw the mug away, she wraps her arm around her neck "I really thought you would die single…. sigh…. or that I'll be hitch before you"

"Looks like I beat you to it" said Astrid, the bartender brought four drink and place them down. Ruffnut grab onto his arms and bat her eyes at him, she drew little circles on his arm.

"Hey…what's your name?" Ruffnut ask

"Enjoy your drinks" he said while he pulled his arm away and left

"Looks like you chase another guy away" teased Astrid, Astrid drank down her drink along with the second one. Ruffnut glared at her and smirk, she knew the exact words to annoy her friend "That's what now? Eleven?"

"Maybe I should hook up with Hiccup?" Astrid immediately stared at her, Ruffnut smiled since she knew she got her attention. Astrid was always so protective of Hiccup, or she was protective when it came to other women that is. He was the chief's son, the future chief, he could get any women he wanted. Daughters from other villagers, many who were much more beautiful then she was, much more lady like then she was. And she didn't want to lose him for some princess, who could barely hold a sword to even save her own life. "Get him drunk…...and…!" Astrid suddenly punched Ruffnut across the face.

"Hands off my man!" shouted Astrid, Ruffnut just burst into laughter… yea she was defiantly drunk and she only drank three cups. Ruffnut was never good at holding her alcohol, Tuffnut wasn't any good either.

"I'm just joking, Astrid" Ruffnut said, she stood up and sat back down, taking another sip of her drink. Astrid just smiled and sat back down, she knew Ruffnut would never do something like that, and Hiccup wasn't her type of man anyways.

Astrid and Ruffnut continue their night of drinking, and drinking, and drinking some more. So much that both were extremely drunk, and could barely form phrases.

"So-si-so tell me…...ha-ga-fave you done it?" Ruffnut ask while she missed her mouth and drank only half of her drink.

"D-f-done what?" Astrid ask while she lay her head on the table

"Y-y-you know…...h-a-d sex?" Ruffnut ask, Astrid lifted her head from the table and stared at her. Astrid lifted her finger and place it in front of her mouth, she made a 'sh' sound.

"It's a –s-f-secret" she said, Ruffnut gave Astrid a weak punch before, her arms hit fin air.

"C-c-come…. -y—w-were friends" Ruffnut said, Astrid thought about for a second. Usual Astrid would never ever tell something like this to Ruffnut, Ruffnut is her best friend but a subject like this wasn't something she would share with her. But that something sober Astrid would never ever do, drunken Astrid on the other hand was delighted to do so.

"c-c-a-couple of times" Astrid admitted, Ruffnut just burst into a drunken laughter. Astrid for some reason joined along with her, the two laugh for what seem to be hours on end.

"D-e-details" Ruffnut requested. Astrid spent the next hour telling Ruffnut everything, she and Hiccup have done together. Their first time, their techniques, their secret times they did it when no one was looking, Astrid was telling her everything.

"Man! I-I-m-I wouldn't mind-d-d-doing him…" Ruffnut said as she wrap her arm around her friend, "E-v-g-n….ug…. a kiss"

Astrid sat up and got the best idea in her life, she didn't want her friend to miss out on the fun.

"Y-s-u-s-ti-you should kiss him!" she shouted, Ruffnut smiled and patted her on the back.

"G-as-great idea!" Ruffnut said to her. The two finally left the pub and made their way back to Astrid's home. Astrid and Ruffnut both entered the home, Hiccup walk out of the bedroom with just his pants on. Hiccup rub his head while he stared at the two drunken woman, they could tell he had been sleeping before they awoke him.

"Astrid?" Hiccup said

"Hey!" shouted Astrid while she stumbled to stand on her own feet, Hiccup was a bit surprise to see Astrid's drunk. It was something that rarely happened, and Hiccup knew Astrid could handle her alcohol…...so she must have drunken a lot of alcohol.

"Hey…hi…. hic….'hic'….Hiccup" Ruffnut said in her drunken stat, Ruffnut just threw her arms around his neck while Astrid just laugh in the corner. Ruffnut moved her hand down and just felt his bare chest, and Ruffnut was surprise how muscular Hiccup had become. The skinny kid from years ago, had grown into a fine, muscular young man. Ruffnut could see why Astrid decided to marry him after all, she wouldn't mind having a man like Hiccup.

"Ruffnut what are you doing?" ask Hiccup while he pushed her away, Astrid stop laughing for a second and just process what she was seeing. Ruffnut brought Hiccup closer, she places her hands on his cheek so he wouldn't be able to move. "Astrid?" Hiccup said, he couldn't believe Astrid was just letting this go on.

"You're soooooooooooo HOT!" Ruffnut said, Ruffnut suddenly kissed Hiccup straight on the lips. At that time Astrid had sober up a bit to realize what Ruffnut was doing, and she was not happy of what she was seeing.

"Ruffnut!" shouted Astrid, she stumbled towards Ruffnut but she collapses onto the ground. Hiccup pushed Ruffnut away, and he immediately went to her side, Ruffnut on the other hand passed out on the bed.

The next morning Astrid awoke in her bed, she held her head with a massive headache. Astrid rolled on her side expecting to see Hiccup, but was surprise to see Ruffnut? Astrid slowly got up from the bed, but immediately sat down since the room was spinning.

"Big night?" Astrid glance towards the doorway and saw Hiccup, he leaned against the door and just stared at her. Astrid rub her head in pain as the memories from last night returned, "Oh gosh…..."

"Here this will help" Hiccup gave Astrid a cup, she looks inside and stared at the strange liquid. "Gothi said it will help". Astrid gave a small smiled while she drank the liquid down, once she finished Hiccup took the cup away and sat down next to her. "Remember anything from last night?"

"Yeah…it coming back now" Astrid said, Astrid widen her eyes and punched Hiccup in the shoulder. "You jerk!" she shouted while she punched him once more.

"Ow! What was that for?" Hiccup demanded while he rub his shoulder

"You kissed Ruffnut!" Astrid said, Hiccup just crossed his arms and glared at her.

"I didn't see any objections from your part, you were too drunk to realize it" Hiccup said, Astrid frowned at him, she pulled her fist back and was about to hit him. Until she realized Hiccup had a point, she was way too drunk to do anything…it was her idea too.

"I'm sorry…babe" Astrid said while she looks away, Astrid suddenly felt two arms wrap around her, she was brought into a hug. Astrid look into Hiccup's beautiful green eyes, she could always find comfort in his arms and reassures in his eyes.

"I'm not mad at you, milady" Hiccup said while he kissed her on the lips

"Ugh! Never drinking that much again" said Astrid. Astrid gently held Hiccup's arm, she would have hug him but his arms were in the way.

"I hope you had fun at least?" Hiccup ask

"I did….and hm…..other things happened too?" Astrid said, Hiccup pulled away slightly and glared at her. "I may have told a few things about us…"

"Like what?"

"Ou…. our…...uh…...sex…. life" mumbled Astrid, Hiccup just stared in shock and just blushed. He glances back at Ruffnut who was still passed out, she knew everything now even their personal lives.

"Sorry" whispered Astrid, Hiccup just kissed her on the head before he held her hand. Astrid smiled while she wraps her fingers around his, she gently massaged Hiccup's hand with her thumb. Two arms suddenly wrap around Hiccup's neck, Ruffnut had awoken and it seemed she was still drunk from last night.

"Hey hot stuff" Ruffnut said while she kissed his cheek

"HEY! Ruffnut!" shouted Astrid, Ruffnut glance at Astrid and was greeted with Astrid's fist, knocking Ruffnut unconscious once more. "I thought I told you this already! Don't touch my man!"

"Your man?" Hiccup said, Astrid kissed his cheek "Yup! You're my man, now, tomorrow, and for many years to come"

"I like the sound of that" Hiccup said

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