Disclaimer: I don't own Frozen or Hamilton (duh).

Straight writing is spoken, italics is sung.


Hans:

Queen Elsa

Elsa:

Prince Hans… congratulations.

You have invented a new kind of evil

A damage-you-can-never-undo kind of evil

An open-all-the-cages-at-the-zoo kind of evil

You really thought this whole thing through? Kind of evil!

Let's review.

You planned to marry Anna, then murder her and me too

Just to get the throne, 'cause when you were a kid your brothers bullied you

I begged you to let me go free, you refused to

Are you scared now of what your family will do to you?

You thought Anna was weak just because she tried to choose you

You know why Kristoff won my sister's love?

It's because he doesn't hide his true self behind a glove!

So yeah, congratulations.

Hans:

Queen Elsa…

Elsa:

You've redefined a frozen heart. Congratulations.

Hans:

It was an act of political sacrifice!

Elsa:

Sacrifice?

I languished in my bedroom throughout my childhood

I lived only to hear Anna's voice

I did it to try to protect her

But now I think I may have made the wrong choice

That doesn't wipe the tears or the years away

But I'm back in Arendelle and I'm here to stay

And you know what I'm here to do?

Hans:

Queen Elsa…

Elsa:

I'm not here for you

I know my sister like I know my own mind

You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

And just a few days ago she said to me "This one's mine"

But I denied, do you know why?

I love my sister more than anything in this life

I will choose her happiness over mine every time

Anna is the best thing in my life

So never lose sight of the fact that you missed out on the best wife

Congratulations - for the rest of my life

Every sacrifice I make is for my sister, I'll give her the best life

Congratulations