Peridot V. The World: The Game

By: Sergeant Arcade

(This is OBVIOUSLY directly based off of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, but please note that THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER!)

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Peridot had just arrived on Earth believing that the planet was both a waste of time, and human existence was quote-unquote "surprisingly idiotic". She had known Steven for a year and oh, how she loved him (not and a romantic way of course) but in a way of mutual respect. But regardless of what Steven says, she hates and will always hate those, how do you say, "Cwystal Cwods". But anyway Peridot was sharing an apartment that was as nice as Steven's bathroom, with her gay roommate Lapis Lazuli. (Just putting it out there I have NOTHING against gay people and rights.)

Lapis Lazuli: "Hey, dinner's ready!" (ﾟヮﾟ)

Peridot: "Do you recall what we are here for?" ಠ_ಠ

Lapis Lazuli: "No, not really…." ◔_◔

Peridot: "Well, my ignorant friend, we are looking for the cluster! BAKA!" ಠ益ಠ

Lapis Lazuli: ◕︵◕

Peridot: "UGH! I'm sorry!" ఠ_ఠ

Lapis Lazuli: "Don't sweat it baby!" (´ー`)

Peridot: ¬_¬

Um so anyway Peridot goes out to discuss matters with Steven when she spots him with this other girl, without her screen she can't identify crap. So she was going to have to politely ask for her name and bio analysis and stuff like that.

Peridot: "Hey Steven!" (´▽`)

Connie: "Peridot! DIE!" ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ (At an inconvience Connie happend to have a sword she found on the street with her)

Connie chases Peridot around for about an hour slashing before Peridot realises what is happening!

Peridot: " WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" ಥ_ಥ

Steven: "Well, last week after you walked out the door silently and then went missing the Gems put a bounty of 30,000 Cookie Cats on you because they thought that would motivate me into finding you." ⊙﹏⊙

Steven: "And there are 6 more after you" ◔̯◔

Connie: "Prepare to meet your fate, Peridot!" ⋋_⋌

So they fought and fought. Punches and sound effects were thrown. Until in an ultimate change in fate: Peridot accidentally drips Connie and she fractures a bit of her skull.

Peridot: "What was that all about?!" (/_ಥ)

Steven: Like a said, there are 7, powerful - ish people after you and the gems want you locked up. (︶ε︶メ)

Peridot: " Why do they want ME locked up?" ˚▱˚

Steven: "It's the only way this story will end up making any sense at all!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Peridot: "Great….. Just great!" ಢ_ಢ

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Ok guys, there is obviously more to come. More enemies! More allies! And more of Lapis!

Picture By: veri119 on DeviantArt

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