This is the first time I've written a badfic, and it's actually pretty fun. XD Enjoy!
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One day a girl name jennifer woke up and she said "OMG i'm gonna become a Pokemon trainers!" so she got dressed quickly and she headed out to professor oak's lab.
Professor Oak was realy glad to see her "wow you're awesome jenn" he said "after all the good things you did for me you get the best Pokemon." He went through his drawers of Pokemon and behold he tak out a pikachu! "Take good care of it." he gave it to Jenn who was really happy to get a Pokemon and walked out.
suddenly a Rayquaza flew by overhead. "omg Im gonna catch it!" Jenn called out she quickly whent through her bagpack and pulled out a Pokeball quickly she called out "use thundershock" so the Pikachu did then she threw the Pokeball at rayquaza and it went ding and caught. She held up pokeball and shouted "yes this was my Pokemon were" and she putit back in her backpack. Then she carried on to the first gym.
When she reached the jim she saw that her apponent was tough his. Name was Brock he challenged her to a battle holding up a ball "i got an onyx" he told her crossly "you were fail nw" and then he drew out the Pokeball and threw it up in the air (lol thats gross) and out click itwas onix! And this would be a tough fight because jenn had only a dragon and a Pikachu!
DRAGON ONIX STARTED FIGHTING but jenn was not scared she knew she was going to win this battle because she's 1337. so she called out pikachu "ROAR I'M GONNA WIN YOU FAIL" and she pointed with her finger out toward brock "kay Pikachu use thunder" of course the Pikachu didnt know that attack but it was so awsome it use so "pikaaaaa" and the onix was dead Jenn cheered at her then she set off to find more jims.
But when she set out she bumped into Ash ketchum the strongest trainer in the Pokemon world. "omg who are you?" ash asked then jenn replied "I'm Jenn and I'm gonna become a Pokemon master!" "me too!" Ash said in reply "we have so much in common let's go out on a date" "LOLWHUT" "yeah!" So then Jenn had officially been asked on a date by master Ash and knew by then she would become awesomer than anyone else.
Then she said goodbye giving Ash a kiss and then set off toward the second gym. This jim was with plants was going to be hard but Jenn set in there determined then she called out Rayquaza "RAYQUAZA HYPER BEAM" and the whole jim blow up! so thejn the leader loses and Jenn got the ultimate badge! And she kept continuing on the road
when she finally got the next jim she was a bit nervous now she was on the eighth gym because she's so awesome she soared through the other ones without me even being able to tell you. Jenn was nervous she had the ultimate Pikachu and Rayquaza and she also had some other legendary Pokemon like ho-oh and Lugia but she had no idea if she could beat this one. Finally she decided face hr and she got in really fast face psychic ghost pokemon she threw out Rayquaza HYPER BEAMED and ghfh the jim was beaten then she finally got her eighth gym badge! YESS she said then she quickly left she was going to use her 1337 5K1775 to get over to the next jim she was impressive everyone loved her then.
And then she beat the elite four easily and her Rayquaza and pikachu were honored as heroes. She also rescued a bunch of Pokemon like ash did in pokemon 4ever (good movie btw) and she was awesome and stuff. Link's Crossbow Training
Finally she ended up marring Ash and she also killed misty because she was such a horrible filler character and Jenn's pikachu ended up with Ash's and everything was happy ever after the end.
REMEMBER IF YOU WANT TO USE JENN GIV EM CREDIT 'cuz it took forever to make this d;