AUTHOR'S NOTE
Okay, first, I would like to apologize for the fact that "Demons, and Witches, and Ghosts, Oh My!" was deleted. The reason I did that was because of the fact that I decided that there were other important things that I need to fit in before that. Besides, that kind of plot seemed to be one that would be an "alternate season finale" or a climaxing episode toward the end.
I hope you enjoy!
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INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - MORNING. Paige is vacuuming the living room carpet. Phoebe comes in a bunch of bags in her hands.
PHOEBE
Okay, so I got the candles for the summoning. And I bought both
Baby Chris and Wyatt new outfits.
PAIGE
Hold on.
She turns off the vacuam cleaner and waves her hand. The vacuam orbs out of the living room. Paige turns to Phoebe.
PAIGE
I'm sorry?
PHOEBE
Both Chris and Wyatt have new outfits for the wiccaning. I got
extra candles and matches just incase we run out.
PAIGE
Oh, and by the way, we have demon duty.
PHOEBE
What?
PAIGE
Yeah, I know it sucks, but it's only fair. Piper and Leo were up all
night last night vanquishing demons, and now it's our turn.
PHOEBE
Are you sure they were only vanquishing demons?
PAIGE
Phoebe.
PHOEBE
Oh, all right.
PAIGE
Piper left the list of demons that still need to be vanquished up in
the attic. You put those bags away and I will have a look at the list.
There's crash from upstairs. A couple of seconds later, Piper's glowing figure comes falling through the ceiling. She solidifies herself and lands with a thump on the ground. Paige and Phoebe help her up.
PIPER
Ugh, so much for getting a control on my new power.
PAIGE
Honey, I thought-
PIPER (interrupting)
Hold that thought for just one moment.
She grabs Paige and Phoebe and pulls them down behind the couch, and the three sisters crouch down beside it.
PHOEBE
What are we doing?
PIPER
Shh!
There's the noises of something materializing. Piper jumps up from behind the couch, and so do Paige and Phoebe and sees a demon a bow and arrow in his hand. The demon shoots an arrow from his bow at Piper.
Piper uses her powers and the arrow passes through her harmlessly, hitting the wall. There's an explosion from the spot where the arrow hit. The demon shoots another arrow at them.
PAIGE
Arrow!
The flying arrow orbs and swerves in direction, embedding itself into the demon's chest. He screams and goes up in flames before disappearing. Piper turns to Paige and Phoebe.
Piper pulls out a piece of paper from her pocket and scribbles something onto the piece of paper.
PIPER
So much for the fact that Hunter Demons are immune to their own
weapons. Paige, can you orb the Book downstairs, I need to-
PAIGE
Piper!
PIPER
Yes, sweetie?
PAIGE
What is with you and this whole demon-spree kick! You're spending
more time vanquishing demons then a ten year old girl spends with her credit card!
PIPER
See, I was very responsible when I was ten years old, and-
PHOEBE
Piper.
PIPER
What? Is it a crime to be trying to vanquish the demons that could
be a threat to Baby Chris' wiccaning?
PAIGE
Okay, but didn't Phoebe and I have demon duty?
PIPER
Yeah, but Phoebe was taking so long getting the stuff for the
wiccaning that I was afraid we wouldn't get the demons done in
time. I mean, look at this list, there are still six left, and one of them
requires a vanquishing potion that takes at least an hour to make.
PHOEBE
But the wiccaning isn't until tonight, and it's only nine thirty in the
morning.
PIPER
Better safe than sorry.
PAIGE
Where's Leo?
PIPER
Sleeping. I didn't wanna wake him up.
PAIGE
Okay, well, why don't you go join him. Phoebe and I will take care of
the rest of the demons.
PIPER
But-
PHOEBE
Lady, no buts! Just go on and enjoy your husband's presence while
you can. Leave the demons to us.
PIPER
But Phoebe, I-
PAIGE
For god's sake.
She waves her arm and Piper orbs out of the living room. There's a thump from upstairs.
PIPER (v.o.)
That's cheating!
INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVE - NIGHT. A demon, Hylan, holds a black elegant bottle in his hand. Barbas flames in.
HYLAN
Your plan won't succeed with the way you're going.
Hylan spins around and powers up an energy ball. He advances on Barbas who does not look frightened.
HYLAN
Who are you?
BARBAS
Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you to release the
Shadow.
HYLAN
My plan will work. The Shadow requires energy from other spirits
and ghosts to be revived, and the Halliwells are having another
wiccaning. This is a perfect opportunity.
BARBAS
So you're just going to attack them when the wiccaning starts?
HYLAN
Do you have a better plan?
BARBAS
Yes, I do. And let me tell you, my plan does not involve getting
killed. If you go to the wiccaning unprotected, you'll get killed. They
have The Power of Three there, Piper Halliwell's sons, and
matriarchs from the Halliwell family. It's basically asking to get killed
if you go to the wiccaning unprotected.
HYLAN
What are you suggesting?
BARBAS
I can give you powers that will allow you to kidnap the ghosts that
come to the wiccaning, powers that will protect you. All I ask is that
you return the powers to me once you have kidnapped the energy
of the spirits and ghosts and have taken their souls and revived
the Shadow.
HYLAN
And what if I don't?
BARBAS
Oh, you will. I'll make sure of it. Now, do we have a deal?
The energy ball in Hylan's palm disappears and he looks up and smiles at Barbas.
HYLAN
We have a deal.
A pair of glowing red evil eyes emanate from the black bottle that Hylan is holding, and Barbas laughs and shimmers out ...
FADE OUT
END OF TEASER
Okay, first, I would like to apologize for the fact that "Demons, and Witches, and Ghosts, Oh My!" was deleted. The reason I did that was because of the fact that I decided that there were other important things that I need to fit in before that. Besides, that kind of plot seemed to be one that would be an "alternate season finale" or a climaxing episode toward the end.
I hope you enjoy!
====================================================
INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - MORNING. Paige is vacuuming the living room carpet. Phoebe comes in a bunch of bags in her hands.
PHOEBE
Okay, so I got the candles for the summoning. And I bought both
Baby Chris and Wyatt new outfits.
PAIGE
Hold on.
She turns off the vacuam cleaner and waves her hand. The vacuam orbs out of the living room. Paige turns to Phoebe.
PAIGE
I'm sorry?
PHOEBE
Both Chris and Wyatt have new outfits for the wiccaning. I got
extra candles and matches just incase we run out.
PAIGE
Oh, and by the way, we have demon duty.
PHOEBE
What?
PAIGE
Yeah, I know it sucks, but it's only fair. Piper and Leo were up all
night last night vanquishing demons, and now it's our turn.
PHOEBE
Are you sure they were only vanquishing demons?
PAIGE
Phoebe.
PHOEBE
Oh, all right.
PAIGE
Piper left the list of demons that still need to be vanquished up in
the attic. You put those bags away and I will have a look at the list.
There's crash from upstairs. A couple of seconds later, Piper's glowing figure comes falling through the ceiling. She solidifies herself and lands with a thump on the ground. Paige and Phoebe help her up.
PIPER
Ugh, so much for getting a control on my new power.
PAIGE
Honey, I thought-
PIPER (interrupting)
Hold that thought for just one moment.
She grabs Paige and Phoebe and pulls them down behind the couch, and the three sisters crouch down beside it.
PHOEBE
What are we doing?
PIPER
Shh!
There's the noises of something materializing. Piper jumps up from behind the couch, and so do Paige and Phoebe and sees a demon a bow and arrow in his hand. The demon shoots an arrow from his bow at Piper.
Piper uses her powers and the arrow passes through her harmlessly, hitting the wall. There's an explosion from the spot where the arrow hit. The demon shoots another arrow at them.
PAIGE
Arrow!
The flying arrow orbs and swerves in direction, embedding itself into the demon's chest. He screams and goes up in flames before disappearing. Piper turns to Paige and Phoebe.
Piper pulls out a piece of paper from her pocket and scribbles something onto the piece of paper.
PIPER
So much for the fact that Hunter Demons are immune to their own
weapons. Paige, can you orb the Book downstairs, I need to-
PAIGE
Piper!
PIPER
Yes, sweetie?
PAIGE
What is with you and this whole demon-spree kick! You're spending
more time vanquishing demons then a ten year old girl spends with her credit card!
PIPER
See, I was very responsible when I was ten years old, and-
PHOEBE
Piper.
PIPER
What? Is it a crime to be trying to vanquish the demons that could
be a threat to Baby Chris' wiccaning?
PAIGE
Okay, but didn't Phoebe and I have demon duty?
PIPER
Yeah, but Phoebe was taking so long getting the stuff for the
wiccaning that I was afraid we wouldn't get the demons done in
time. I mean, look at this list, there are still six left, and one of them
requires a vanquishing potion that takes at least an hour to make.
PHOEBE
But the wiccaning isn't until tonight, and it's only nine thirty in the
morning.
PIPER
Better safe than sorry.
PAIGE
Where's Leo?
PIPER
Sleeping. I didn't wanna wake him up.
PAIGE
Okay, well, why don't you go join him. Phoebe and I will take care of
the rest of the demons.
PIPER
But-
PHOEBE
Lady, no buts! Just go on and enjoy your husband's presence while
you can. Leave the demons to us.
PIPER
But Phoebe, I-
PAIGE
For god's sake.
She waves her arm and Piper orbs out of the living room. There's a thump from upstairs.
PIPER (v.o.)
That's cheating!
INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVE - NIGHT. A demon, Hylan, holds a black elegant bottle in his hand. Barbas flames in.
HYLAN
Your plan won't succeed with the way you're going.
Hylan spins around and powers up an energy ball. He advances on Barbas who does not look frightened.
HYLAN
Who are you?
BARBAS
Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you to release the
Shadow.
HYLAN
My plan will work. The Shadow requires energy from other spirits
and ghosts to be revived, and the Halliwells are having another
wiccaning. This is a perfect opportunity.
BARBAS
So you're just going to attack them when the wiccaning starts?
HYLAN
Do you have a better plan?
BARBAS
Yes, I do. And let me tell you, my plan does not involve getting
killed. If you go to the wiccaning unprotected, you'll get killed. They
have The Power of Three there, Piper Halliwell's sons, and
matriarchs from the Halliwell family. It's basically asking to get killed
if you go to the wiccaning unprotected.
HYLAN
What are you suggesting?
BARBAS
I can give you powers that will allow you to kidnap the ghosts that
come to the wiccaning, powers that will protect you. All I ask is that
you return the powers to me once you have kidnapped the energy
of the spirits and ghosts and have taken their souls and revived
the Shadow.
HYLAN
And what if I don't?
BARBAS
Oh, you will. I'll make sure of it. Now, do we have a deal?
The energy ball in Hylan's palm disappears and he looks up and smiles at Barbas.
HYLAN
We have a deal.
A pair of glowing red evil eyes emanate from the black bottle that Hylan is holding, and Barbas laughs and shimmers out ...
FADE OUT
END OF TEASER