Sum: Have you ever wondered what the Harry Potter characters thought of fanfiction?
Christy: Hi everyone! The Harry Potter characters have requisted an interview on the account of some bad fan fiction out there. Now, we're here with Harry, what do you think?
Harry: I am absolutely disgusted with some of the stories people write. For instance me and a couple of the other main characters would like to point out a few things.
Harry guestured to the other people who waved back.
Harry: First of all, Draco and I are NOT gay!
Draco: For god's sake all you little obsessed Mudbloods! We are NOT gay, we never will be gay so stop writing about it!
Harry: For once I have to agree, you make other people gag you sick little perverts!
Christy: Anything else Harry?
Harry: Yeah! Me and Hermione are not a couple! I used to like Cho!
Hermione: Sorry, but we're just friends!
Hermione: I would also like to point out that me and Ron is a possibility, but nobody knows for sure yet.
Ron: But you're a know it all!
Hermione: SO???
Ron: Whatever....
Christy: 0-0....okay...who's next?
Snape: I think that I should just point out that me and Harry are not lovers and I would gladly poison him.
Harry: Exactly!!...I think....
Christy: Well, we have a lot of complaints from the Marauders here, who would like to start?
Sirius: I'll do it. Remus and I are horrified at the slash people write with us in it.
Remus: He has a point! We're friends!! And we always will be!
James: In fact there are a lot of stories out there about Marauder slash.
Sirius: Yes, the only we're gonna actually slash is Wormtail!
James: Yeah, that's okay!
Christy: Okay, now what do you have to say about Sirius/Lily fics.
Lily: I don't like any of them.
Sirius: James, Could you please keep your wife under control here?
James: I'll try, but you know how women are.
Lily: I am not your wife! I'd rather go out with the Giant Squid! Remember?
Giant Squid: Hey now, I resent squid-bashing! People love me!
Christy: You bet!!! You're so cute!!!!
The Giant Squid blushed.
Voldemort: I'm only here because I would like to point out that me and Harry are NOT friends! No matter how you story-crushers want it to be!!
Harry: Yeah!! He'll always want to kill me and I hope it stays that way!
J. K. Rowling: Just so everyone knows, neither Harry nor Voldemort is the Half Blood Prince...but that doesn't mean I'm going to tell you who is! ( evil grin )
Christy: Fine! Keep your secrets, but be sure to post them on your website soon!
Ginny: Oh, and me and Malofy is never going to happen!
Luna: And neither will Harry and me!!
Cho: I don't think anyone's ever written a story about me....( crys )
Everyone, even Harry,: SHUT UP!!!
James: What is with all the fan-fiction about me coming back to life?
Christy: People who are sick minded just need something to do.
Sirius: Like everyone writing I went into a parallel universe.
Christy: I don't think that happened...maybe it did who knows, but I refuse to belive you're dead.
Everyone in white lab coats: Believe what ever you want to!
Christy: Fine people! Just be that way!!!!
Sirius: You know what I really hate?!?!?
Christy: What?
Sirius: People who write interviews with us.
Christy: Now who would ever do anything like that....
Okay I hope you all have a clear vision of the HP character's feelings on this matter!! Reviews would be wonderful! And if you don't review, don't worry, you won't have to see the computer screen ever again.... WHAHAA!!!
Christy: Hi everyone! The Harry Potter characters have requisted an interview on the account of some bad fan fiction out there. Now, we're here with Harry, what do you think?
Harry: I am absolutely disgusted with some of the stories people write. For instance me and a couple of the other main characters would like to point out a few things.
Harry guestured to the other people who waved back.
Harry: First of all, Draco and I are NOT gay!
Draco: For god's sake all you little obsessed Mudbloods! We are NOT gay, we never will be gay so stop writing about it!
Harry: For once I have to agree, you make other people gag you sick little perverts!
Christy: Anything else Harry?
Harry: Yeah! Me and Hermione are not a couple! I used to like Cho!
Hermione: Sorry, but we're just friends!
Hermione: I would also like to point out that me and Ron is a possibility, but nobody knows for sure yet.
Ron: But you're a know it all!
Hermione: SO???
Ron: Whatever....
Christy: 0-0....okay...who's next?
Snape: I think that I should just point out that me and Harry are not lovers and I would gladly poison him.
Harry: Exactly!!...I think....
Christy: Well, we have a lot of complaints from the Marauders here, who would like to start?
Sirius: I'll do it. Remus and I are horrified at the slash people write with us in it.
Remus: He has a point! We're friends!! And we always will be!
James: In fact there are a lot of stories out there about Marauder slash.
Sirius: Yes, the only we're gonna actually slash is Wormtail!
James: Yeah, that's okay!
Christy: Okay, now what do you have to say about Sirius/Lily fics.
Lily: I don't like any of them.
Sirius: James, Could you please keep your wife under control here?
James: I'll try, but you know how women are.
Lily: I am not your wife! I'd rather go out with the Giant Squid! Remember?
Giant Squid: Hey now, I resent squid-bashing! People love me!
Christy: You bet!!! You're so cute!!!!
The Giant Squid blushed.
Voldemort: I'm only here because I would like to point out that me and Harry are NOT friends! No matter how you story-crushers want it to be!!
Harry: Yeah!! He'll always want to kill me and I hope it stays that way!
J. K. Rowling: Just so everyone knows, neither Harry nor Voldemort is the Half Blood Prince...but that doesn't mean I'm going to tell you who is! ( evil grin )
Christy: Fine! Keep your secrets, but be sure to post them on your website soon!
Ginny: Oh, and me and Malofy is never going to happen!
Luna: And neither will Harry and me!!
Cho: I don't think anyone's ever written a story about me....( crys )
Everyone, even Harry,: SHUT UP!!!
James: What is with all the fan-fiction about me coming back to life?
Christy: People who are sick minded just need something to do.
Sirius: Like everyone writing I went into a parallel universe.
Christy: I don't think that happened...maybe it did who knows, but I refuse to belive you're dead.
Everyone in white lab coats: Believe what ever you want to!
Christy: Fine people! Just be that way!!!!
Sirius: You know what I really hate?!?!?
Christy: What?
Sirius: People who write interviews with us.
Christy: Now who would ever do anything like that....
Okay I hope you all have a clear vision of the HP character's feelings on this matter!! Reviews would be wonderful! And if you don't review, don't worry, you won't have to see the computer screen ever again.... WHAHAA!!!