Both of these stories branch out from the video game Pac Man. I love making stories involving Pac Man and the ghosts. I do not own Pac Man (I hate disclaimers; they're so obvious anyway). The characters you don't recognize as being from Pac Man, Twilight, etc. are my own characters. Enjoy and realize that they are purely for dumb-entertainment.
Zombie Warrior, and his friend, Pinky, from Pac Man, where traveling around the used car lot one day, when they saw two teenagers making out.
"Let's go eat their brains," said Zombie Warrior, who was growing incredibly hungry from lack of brains.
Pinky pondered the outcome of eating the humans' brains. "Well, I see no harm. I have Calculus, though, so let's eat their brains after school."
After Pinky got out of his college Calculus class at the community college, he joined Zombie Warrior. But, by that time, Zombie Warrior had already eaten the teenagers' brains, and there was nothing left for Pinky. Outraged at this travesty, he ran away to Edward, the cool and very hot vampire.
"Edward," he cried, "Zombie Warrior ate my share of the brains!"
Edward, much annoyed at the appearance of Pinky, since he was with his girlfriend, Bella, barked, "I don't care! Can't you see that I'm making out with my girl-friend right now?" As he was. "Leave me alone and go jump off a cliff."
So, Pinky, disturbed by Edward's harsh reality, jumped off a cliff--much to the desire of Carlisle, the also very hot vampire, who was at the bottom.
"Pinky! Just the person I was looking for!" he said, enthralled with Pinky.
Pinky, finally thinking that someone cared for him, hugged Carlisle, and they went off together to the Forks County Festival--where Pinky ate the brains of many children and Carlisle one a million dollars.
The end.
Once upon a time, Dumbly, the incredibly stupid dinosaur, wished on a shooting star as it streaked across the sky.
"Oh, shooting star," he said in a meak voice, "Why can't I be a cooler, more radtastical dinosaur?"
The shooting star said nothing--as it was a bunch of alienated dust caught on fire.
A very mysterious thing happened the next day, though. Dumbly awoke to find the entire forest in which he lived to be smoky. It was like fog, only thicker and smelled like roasted marshmallows. He frolicked through the smoke, finding it quite enjoyable.
He soon came by his best-friend, Idio,'s house. Idio was still sleeping when Dumbly came, but was soon awoken.
"Dumbly, have you been smoking in my house again?" Idio asked. Dumbly had lit cigars many times on accident in Idio's house; reducing his walnut sized brain to even smaller deminsions that I can't even begin to proportion.
"Why, no, Idio. I have not been smoking in your lovely home," Dumbly replied.
"Well then. What shall we do today?" Idio asked, getting up and walking out of his home with Dumbly.
"Let's go bother--"
"Snap Dragons!" Idio shouted.
(((you thought I was going to say Snape...)))
Off the two went to go bother snap dragons, but along the way, they couldn't see anything ahead of them. They soon fell into a ravine and died in a tarpit.
Pac Man then laughed hysterically at them.
The end.