Prologue of 'The Akatsuki children's story' tell me your honest opinion on this!
WARNING! YAOI ALERT! If you don't like it then I would suggest not reading, and please, no bad comments about my parings, if you don't like SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, PeinKon, and maybe a little ZetTob (who knows), then don't read, unless you want to, but no bad comments about them please! Also bewere of M-Preg, Normal Preg, and Hidan (AKA his language)
"Shit shit shit shit SHIT!"
"Is this even possible, un?"
"No… what am I going to do?"
Three people with the same problem. Some say it would be a blessing, others say a tragedy, others don't know what to call it. There is only one word to describe this situation. Pregnancy. Konan, Deidara, and Hidan have all three been feeling a bit off after a certain 'night' they shared with their lovers.
Konan was in her room staring at her flat stomach that would be larger soon. Suddenly there was a bang at her door. She put her shirt down quickly and unlocked the door to see who it was,
"Dei? Hidan? What do you guys want?" She asked the two males, who looked completely nervous,
"Ummmm… can we talk to you Konan-Chan, un?" Deidara asked, and after looking at his scared-to-death face she nodded and let them in. They both sat on her bed as she went to her make-up table and started fixing her blue eye shadow, thinking about what she was going to tell Pein about her pregnancy.
"For Jashin sake Konan! Me and Dei got knocked up!" Hidan yelled when the silence was unbearable. Konan dropped the small brush and starred at them threw her mirror,
"Excuse me? Hidan, you are guys, you can't get 'knocked up', you can get banged, you can 'butter the muffin', hell, you can even have sex! But you can never ger knocked up," she said and turned around,
"I don't know how it is possible, but it's true, see?" He said and showed her the small stick that had a red little plus on it. Dei took one out of his cloak that looked identical,
"What are we going to do, un? Danna is not going to be happy about this one bit," Deidara said shaking a bit. Out of everyone in the Akatsuki there was no one Deidara loved and feared more than Sasori Akasuna.
"Yeah, and Kakuzu is going to kick my ass big time when he finds out," Hidan complained and Konan sighed,
"I want the both of you to think about this before you guys do something stupid. I may not know what to do, but just think, would Sasori or Kakuzu really be upset about this?" She asked and looked out the window 'would Pein be upset?' she asked herself then shook her head. Deidara sighed and put his hand on his stomach,
"I don't know, un. Danna always manages to surprise me," he said
"Yeah, the same goes for that dickhead 'Kuzu," Hidan said then laid back and starred at the ceiling. Just then there was a knock at the door,
"Konan, are you alright?" The voice of the young girl's boyfriend called. Konan hadn't been acting normal lately because she was so scared about is what she feared was true. She took a deep breath then whispered to the two on her bed,
"Alright, how does this sound? I tell Nagato about my pregnancy and you guys do the same. If they are the true gentlemen the three of us fell in love with, then they would accept this right?" She asked and they starred at her, with terror and defeat in their eyes. Giving up they both nodded and she smiled at them.
"Konan?" Pein asked knocking on the door a bit harder, "did you fall asleep?" the bluenette opened the door,
"No, I was just talking to Dei and Hidan. Hey, can I talk to you in private for a second, this is kind of important," She said starring him in the eyes with a small smile,
"Sure, I need to talk to you about something important as well," he said, and with one small glance back at the boys Konan left with her boyfriend.
"Are you ready?" Hidan asked looking at the terrified blonde,
"N-Not really, un," he said, shaking and clutched at his stomach,
"Do you even want it Dei?" Hidan asked, Deidara nodded,
"Of course, I have always wanted a child, but I don't think Danna want-"
"Well who fucking cares about your so-called Danna, if you want a child so fucking badly then don't let him stand in your way! Fuck, there is no way in hell that I'm going to lets that money-loving Dr. Dickwad get in my way for having a kid that could be a future Jashinist!" Hidan said with a motivational smile planted on his face. Deidara smiled back at the albino,
"Thank you Hidan, un," he said before getting up, "If Danna doesn't want my baby then who cares! I want the baby and that is all that matters!" and with that the two Akatsuki members set out to find their partners to tell them their great news.