"Santana, you promised!"

"Did not."

"You did, you said 'Brittany, I promise you'll like your birthday present.' And you haven't even GIVEN me anything, just an empty box."

"Did I say the box was your present?"

"You told me I should have something to unwrap on my birthday."

"I did. But I couldn't wrap your present."

"Why? Is it alive? Santana, you know Lord Tubbington doesn't want any more siblings after what happened to Charity!"

"What? No, Britt, it's not alive."

"Santana, getting naked is not giving me a present... is that a tattoo?"

Across her stomach: Brittany's, proudly so.