One Day L Went Walking
One day L went walking; it was a bright and sunny day
On a street of cobblestones, on it he walked that way
He walked for miles, barefoot, too
Till he found himself far away
In a land of mystical enchanted things
So he decided to stay
"What a strange and wonderful place," said L quietly to himself.
"Could it be," L said, "That I have died?
"And gone to Heaven today?"
But no! For still in the alien world
His cell phone worked "It's a miracle!" he gasped
"I must tell Watari, and Raito, too!
"About this strange and wonderful place!"
L called them up, but nobody was there
And decided to explore a bit
He walked over hills and blue pastures
Until he came upon a lake
And in this lake, the lake of pink
An isle sat in there
L waded to it, the island, of course
For the lake was not very deep
He tasted the water, but surprise! It was not!
L concluded it was lemonade.
On top of the island sat a tree
The tree was laden with cake.
L gaped in wonder; "I've really died!
"God has taken me away!"
He sat beneath the cake-tree and
Browsed the heavy branches
"Devil food, pumpkin, cheese…
"Birthday, tiramisu."
L circled the tree, once or twice
So many choices to see!
"It's like an environmental bakery!"
L finally chose a fluffy white cake
Topped with a strawberry.
The from out of the sky dropped a sheet
L caught it with an outstretched arm
"If you wish to take this wonderful tree home,
Take this letter, and bury it in dirt at home
Shower it with love and care
Water it daily with 2 parts tea and 3 parts lemonade
And sprinkle with sugar for taste."
L folded up the letter, and stood up straight
My, how his posture improved!
"I shall," L declared, "O sweet letter. I will return home!"
He waded back through the lemonade lake,
And passed through the pastures of blue
L searched and looked for the cobblestone street
And followed it all the way home
"Where were you?" demanded an impatient Raito
Upon the detective's return
"Kira has struck again! Can't you see?"
L but merely nodded.
He buried the letter in a flower pot
And watered it with lemonade and tea
The Taskforce watched, and soon enough
A plant started to appear
"Behold! My friends. This is the truth!
The spoils from an unknown land!"
L sprinkled the sapling, which was growing fast
With sugar as fine as sand
Raito, Aizawa, the rest of the team
Watched in awe as it grew
"Cake!" gasped Matsuda, eyes wide in surprise
"L, you are too smart!"
"Indeed," said L, "It is cake. We must shower it with love and care."
Within the next day, the tree grew tall
It reached L's shoulder by then
The branches were laden with sweet creamy cakes
"An environmental bakery!"
The Taskforce enjoyed the finest of cake
L was especially glad
"It was thanks to the notion
That put me into motion
To go walking that day."
L smiled happily, chewing his cake
"One day L went walking."