Pork Kid and Ham Child: HSM ADV

by ms.middykinz

haha pork kid and ham child save the world from hsm! haha we do not own High School Musical and all that so dont sue us! we do own pork kid and ham child! and.........dee helped a bunch! we love hsm! tata!

ADVENTURE # 1: PORK KIDD AND HAM CHILD SAVE THE WORLD FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2!

townspeople run in terror as vannessa ann hudgens destroys the town

Vanessa "We're all in this together, once we destroy your town , we'll take over the worlddddd!"

Lucas Grabel trows evil ugly hats at people

Zac Efron combs his hair

townspeople "OMG!!!"

its...its...CORBIN BLEU!!!

and...

ASHLEY TISDALE! AND HER HIGH HEELS OF DOOM!!

squash sqaush

pk: "I know what to do!"

hc: "what?"

pk: "i will use what all the cast fears most"

...Orangutangs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sets loose herd of monkeys

hc- "we will break free! burst into song WERE SORIN! FLYIN!"

pk: "theres not an evil villan that we cant beat!"

hc ":if were tryin..."

pk; "then well save the town" (oh well save the townnn)

hc: "ooh"

hc: "the horrible singing put them to sleep!"

hsm characters: snoreeeeeeee snore

pk: "now what?"

evil grin

pk: "mEAT CLEAVER!!!!!!!!!!"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a few minutes later pk: "who wants hamburgers?"

hc: "put corbin on mine!"

pk; "careful hes moldy on the inside"

THE END!