Lord of the Rings: Back to Preschool!
NEW! IMPROVED! YAY!
Yes- I had this story once. Except, it got deleted for some odd reason, I have yet to recive a reply why. Anyways, I remember alot of stuff from the first one, so I shall be adding it! Yay. Ok, please r&r!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, except all the sexy guys from LOTR(which would be- Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Legolas and Aragorn) mwahahaha! Ok.. not really. You get it.
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At preschool, there was Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn, Boromir, Faramir, Sauron, Gollum, and Gimli. The teacher was Gandalf. The madness began at eight until three thirty. Madness, for sure!
Over at the book nook, Sam was peacefully reading. Sauron, who was a big, mean, bully, came upto Sam and scared the bejesus outta him. "WAA!" cried Sam.
Sauron laughed hard and took the book, Hansel and Gretel from Sam. "Baby, baby! Stick your head in gravy!" laughed Sauron.
Sauron kept torturing Sam, and making Sam cry. Of course, Sauron couldn't be stopped, because Gandalf was in the bathroom, because he'd ate the school breakfast. "Stop it!" whined Sam. Sauron smirked at Sam and kept calling him a baby, chanting baby,baby, stick your head in gravy to Sam.
"Stop it!" a voice screeched.
Sauron looked behind him. It was Frodo. *What a geek!* thought Sauron. "Leave Sam alone, Sauron!" warned Frodo. "Or else, I'm telling Gandalf when he comes back!"
"I'm so scared!" Sauron sarcastically remarked, running off. When he ran, he threw the book and it hit Sam in the head.
"Sauron is such a bully. Karma will get to him!" Frodo muttered, helping Sam up.
Sam whiped away his tears on his shirt. "Who's karma?" he asked, confused. Frodo sighed. "It's not a person. Come on, I can tell you all about it."
Over at the painting easle, Merry and Pippin were painting pictures.
"My cookie is bigger, and better than yours!" Pippin boasted.
"Oh yeah?" asked Merry, whiping red paint all through Pippin's.
Pippin gasped. "MERRY!" he screamed. Then, he did the same to Merry's picture.
That continued for a while, until Pippin and Merry got hungry. "Mer, I'm hungry!" complained Pippin. Merry eyed him. "Pippin, have you ever tasted paint?" he asked, looking curiously at his paint brush, with tons of red paint on it. "Hm, I can't say I have. Let's try!" squealed Pippin.
Pippin and Merry tried the paint, and spit it out immediantly. "GROSS!" they screamed. The two dropped their paint brushes, and ran around the room.
At the building block corner, Eowyn and Legolas were having a building block contest. "I bet I can build higher than you, Legolas!" boasted Eowyn, brushing her hair out of her face. Legolas shot Eowyn a look. "Betcha can't! Boys rule! Girls drool!" he replied.
"You are so on!" Eowyn said, taking blocks out of the toy box. "Fine then!" Legolas replied.
After five minuets of non-stop building, Eowyn's building was much higher than Legolas' building.
"No fair! You stole all the blocks, Eowyn!" cried Legolas.
"You got beat. Deal! Cuz girls goto college to get more knowledge! Boys goto jupiter to get more stupider!" Eowyn sung, sticking out her tounge. "Atleast my hair is betterer.." mumbled Legolas. Then, Eowyn punched him in the arm, and the two began to yell at each other.
"I wanna mud-wrestle!" Aragorn exclaimed to Arwen.
Arwen sighed. She had the biggest crush on Aragorn. He liked Arwen too, but he also kinda liked Eowyn, but so did Faramir and Boromir. So, he figured that Arwen was good enough for him, even though most girls had cooties.
"Let's play house. I'll be the mommy, you be the daddy, and um.." Arwen replied. She spotted Gollum. "Gollum can be the baby!"
Gollum heard his name and waltzed over to Arwen. "Yesssssss?" he asked. "Me and Aragorn are playing house. Your the baby." Arwen ordered. Gollum agreed, and they began to play house.
"Ok, now, Gollum and Aragorn need to go orc hunting while I cook dinner. Ok?" asked Arwen. Aragorn nodded. "Buts... the preciousss wants to stay hereeeee." Gollum hissed.
Arwen frowned. "Too bad!" she then motioned him to leave, but was knocked down by Merry and Pippin, who kept on running because they ate the paint.
"My new shoes!" gasped Arwen, still shocked.
At that moment, Gandalf came in the room. "Oh no!" he silently mumbled. He sighed. Everyone was out of control. "LEGOLAS! EOWYN! PIPPIN! MERRY!" Gandalf screamed. "TO THE CORNER!"
"The corner of doom!" Pippin and Merry both replied. But nevertheless, they stood in the corner.
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Yay! R&R please! I'll give you a cookie! And if its really nice & awesome, ill give ya the whole damn box! =] spiffy?
Chapter two.. coming soon!
NEW! IMPROVED! YAY!
Yes- I had this story once. Except, it got deleted for some odd reason, I have yet to recive a reply why. Anyways, I remember alot of stuff from the first one, so I shall be adding it! Yay. Ok, please r&r!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, except all the sexy guys from LOTR(which would be- Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Legolas and Aragorn) mwahahaha! Ok.. not really. You get it.
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At preschool, there was Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn, Boromir, Faramir, Sauron, Gollum, and Gimli. The teacher was Gandalf. The madness began at eight until three thirty. Madness, for sure!
Over at the book nook, Sam was peacefully reading. Sauron, who was a big, mean, bully, came upto Sam and scared the bejesus outta him. "WAA!" cried Sam.
Sauron laughed hard and took the book, Hansel and Gretel from Sam. "Baby, baby! Stick your head in gravy!" laughed Sauron.
Sauron kept torturing Sam, and making Sam cry. Of course, Sauron couldn't be stopped, because Gandalf was in the bathroom, because he'd ate the school breakfast. "Stop it!" whined Sam. Sauron smirked at Sam and kept calling him a baby, chanting baby,baby, stick your head in gravy to Sam.
"Stop it!" a voice screeched.
Sauron looked behind him. It was Frodo. *What a geek!* thought Sauron. "Leave Sam alone, Sauron!" warned Frodo. "Or else, I'm telling Gandalf when he comes back!"
"I'm so scared!" Sauron sarcastically remarked, running off. When he ran, he threw the book and it hit Sam in the head.
"Sauron is such a bully. Karma will get to him!" Frodo muttered, helping Sam up.
Sam whiped away his tears on his shirt. "Who's karma?" he asked, confused. Frodo sighed. "It's not a person. Come on, I can tell you all about it."
Over at the painting easle, Merry and Pippin were painting pictures.
"My cookie is bigger, and better than yours!" Pippin boasted.
"Oh yeah?" asked Merry, whiping red paint all through Pippin's.
Pippin gasped. "MERRY!" he screamed. Then, he did the same to Merry's picture.
That continued for a while, until Pippin and Merry got hungry. "Mer, I'm hungry!" complained Pippin. Merry eyed him. "Pippin, have you ever tasted paint?" he asked, looking curiously at his paint brush, with tons of red paint on it. "Hm, I can't say I have. Let's try!" squealed Pippin.
Pippin and Merry tried the paint, and spit it out immediantly. "GROSS!" they screamed. The two dropped their paint brushes, and ran around the room.
At the building block corner, Eowyn and Legolas were having a building block contest. "I bet I can build higher than you, Legolas!" boasted Eowyn, brushing her hair out of her face. Legolas shot Eowyn a look. "Betcha can't! Boys rule! Girls drool!" he replied.
"You are so on!" Eowyn said, taking blocks out of the toy box. "Fine then!" Legolas replied.
After five minuets of non-stop building, Eowyn's building was much higher than Legolas' building.
"No fair! You stole all the blocks, Eowyn!" cried Legolas.
"You got beat. Deal! Cuz girls goto college to get more knowledge! Boys goto jupiter to get more stupider!" Eowyn sung, sticking out her tounge. "Atleast my hair is betterer.." mumbled Legolas. Then, Eowyn punched him in the arm, and the two began to yell at each other.
"I wanna mud-wrestle!" Aragorn exclaimed to Arwen.
Arwen sighed. She had the biggest crush on Aragorn. He liked Arwen too, but he also kinda liked Eowyn, but so did Faramir and Boromir. So, he figured that Arwen was good enough for him, even though most girls had cooties.
"Let's play house. I'll be the mommy, you be the daddy, and um.." Arwen replied. She spotted Gollum. "Gollum can be the baby!"
Gollum heard his name and waltzed over to Arwen. "Yesssssss?" he asked. "Me and Aragorn are playing house. Your the baby." Arwen ordered. Gollum agreed, and they began to play house.
"Ok, now, Gollum and Aragorn need to go orc hunting while I cook dinner. Ok?" asked Arwen. Aragorn nodded. "Buts... the preciousss wants to stay hereeeee." Gollum hissed.
Arwen frowned. "Too bad!" she then motioned him to leave, but was knocked down by Merry and Pippin, who kept on running because they ate the paint.
"My new shoes!" gasped Arwen, still shocked.
At that moment, Gandalf came in the room. "Oh no!" he silently mumbled. He sighed. Everyone was out of control. "LEGOLAS! EOWYN! PIPPIN! MERRY!" Gandalf screamed. "TO THE CORNER!"
"The corner of doom!" Pippin and Merry both replied. But nevertheless, they stood in the corner.
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Yay! R&R please! I'll give you a cookie! And if its really nice & awesome, ill give ya the whole damn box! =] spiffy?
Chapter two.. coming soon!