There was once a man who saw Dora. Dora asked, "So where's the mountain?" And the man pointed. "Its right there." Dora repeated herself. "So where's the mountain?" The man repeated himself as well. "It's right there!" Dora asked again. "ALRIGHT LOOK SEE WHERE IM POINTING?UGH YOU'RE SO STUPID AND RETARDED!" The man exclaimed. "So where's the mountain?"Dora asked. "ALRIGHT HERE'S YOUR COMPASS AND GO WEST!"The man said and he punched her into the mountain."So where's the mountain?"She asked and the man just sighed.
Dora came back all beat up."Hello,Im back from rehab after brutally getting beat up."Dora she whispered: "Between you and me it's Justin Bieber now let's go to map!"She said. "Hiya kids,hows it goin!"Map exclaimed. Then the man appeared."Dumb moron." He said."What?Who is this?" Map the man grabbed scissors and map got ripped up."Sorry kids..back to Dora!"Map said. "Oh no!Look who it is!"Dora exclaimed and Swiper appeared."SWIPER NO SWIPING,SWIPER NO SWIPING,SWIPER NO-"Dora got cut off as Swiper got a large sword and stabbed her,stealing her yellow pearl What Dora REALLY wanted to do was pull out a gun and shout: "I SAID NO SWIPING!"