Intro/Prompts (story starts at chapter 2)
This story is for all the Hannah haters or the B&B lovers. No, we're not sadistic, we just don't really like Hannah Burley.
Suggestions are open and greatly welcomed. Chapters with a J in the beginning are written by DARWIN51, and ones with an A in the beginning my friend wrote.
Edit: A quit. She was a founding member of this story and contributed some of its best chapters, helping lift it off the ground. Sorry to see her move on, but the story must reach 50 or else the devil gets my soul. I hope deep inside she still has the questionable morals that led her to write the Live Autopsy chapter. Chapters 18 and beyond are by DARWIN51.
We do not own Bones or any affiliated schmfuslfuslajfdki. Fortunately this is so clearly a parody story that it's completely protected under Fair Use. I would know, I won a legal claim against Kanye West's lawyers regarding Fair Use for a short film I made. Am I cool yet
Prompts:
Baked Burley
Take bullet for Vincent Nigel-Murray
Mauled by a Bear
Hannah got ran over by a reindeer
Live autopsy
Frelt
Shark Tank
Strangled by Cocky belt buckle
Impaled on a fence
Turn her into a clown
Drowning in puddle
Steamroller
Ninjas
Fig tree
Eaten by Zack
Run over by a car
Ok I don't know how many that is, but it's clearly not 50. Please send requests for chapters and we'll try to accommodate your ideas!