I Suck at Summaries

Echizen Ryoko is a boy posing as a girl posing as a boy who plays tennis in Hyotei's waterpolo team. What will happen when Atobe finds out he is not Ryoma's twin but Ryoma himself? And will he ever recover from his amnesia? What will happen when Tezuka appears and claims the love of his husband back? Will Fuji try to kill him? Will Ryoko choke on wasabi sushi and die in Kawamura's arms? Or will he be saved in extremis by Oishi and fall in love with the doctor? What will Eiji think about it? Will he join Fuji in his murdering quest? Or will he ruin Oishi's infamous wicked hairstyle?

And what will Ryoko do when he finds out he is actually pregnant with Inui's child? Will it be a girl or a boy? Will it be born with glasses or with a cap? And what will happen when Yukimura becomes the babies fairy godmother?

And what would happen if Tezuka suddenly died from an unknown disease? Would it kill all the Seigaku regulars? Or would Sakuno be able to save them all with the power of her love? And would all of them fall in love with her? Would a Battle Royale ensue in the tennis courts? What would happen if Ryoko was the only survivor because he played tennis in the waterpolo pool and as such wasn't present in the tennis courts? Would he ever recover from Kaidoh's death? Or would the appearance of Tachibana heal the wound of his heart like a bubble in a bottle of cider?

What would happen if the triplet sisters of Sanada suddenly came back from the USA? Will Momo, Jiroh and Jackal notice them? Or will they think they are the same person and fight for their love with passion? Will Ryoko suffer from his sudden loss of popularity? Or will he die in childbirth and leave his spirit behind to guide the poor lads in their quest for love? Will he become a fairy godmother like Yukimura? And will Sanada cheat on Yukimura with him? Or will he become the father he never had? What will Nanjiroh think about that? Does he even know his boy thinks he's a girl posing as a boy?

But most importantly: will Ryoko (or Ryoma, as he likes to be called – though it's actually his name, but he doesn't remember, because he is amnesic because he was hit by a car driven by his mysterious mother) choose Atobe or Fuji? Vote now and discover the answer! I will not continue this fic until I get 500 reviews (just to be safe)

AN: I'm at loss for words myself. Mada mada dane, ladies.