Cool, I get ivy for this story!!! I don't own ivy, Beastfire does!
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Ivy was sitting in the kitchen, drinking a beer, since her super beer was gone. After ten episodes of Family Guy, she has had enough.
"(Swear in Italian) I can't stand to be this bored!!!!!" Ivy yelled. All of a suddenly, an idea popped in her head, Play a prank on Sparx! But how, Mmmmmm. I did learn how to make some one see things. She had an idea as evil as her.
Sparx was in his room looking at the latest issue of 'Play Monkey' when there was a knock on his door. When he answered the door, his jaw hit the floor. Their was nova, in a bikini. "Hey Sparx. Come in my room for a sec." She said leaving the room.
Sparx was trying to recover from what just happened. He didn't care; he was going to nova's room. He got out of his room and walked down the hall. Half way there, he was disturbed by a stupid boy.
"Hey, Sparx! Want pizza? Just ordered." Cherio asked.
"Get lost kid!" Sparx yelled pushing him in the wall, which his head is so big with a small neck, it broke his fall...but his neck was broke in the progress. When Sparx got to Nova's room she was reading a book.
"Hey baby," Sparx taunted, "What's up?"
"Don't call me baby, what do you want?" Nova asked.
"You know." Sparx said in a devious way.
"No, what?" Nova asked.
Sparx moved his eyebrows up and down. Nova's eye's widened...
Ivy's room was across from Nova's, so she heard thumping. Ivy's eyes widened...
The joke went horribly wrong. All of a suddenly, Cherio came in Ivy's room.
"Ivy, what's that noise coming from Nova's room?" Cherio asked.
"Um...hey Cherio why don't you get some beer from Mall-Mart?" Ivy asked.
"Sure!!!" Cherio said leaving.
All of a suddenly, Sparx came out of Nova's room with a few lumps on his head.
He was beating to a bloody pulp. Ivy's plan gone horribly...RIGHT!
Cherio was half way back to the robot with a six-pack, when he saw a ladder. After walking under it, he started looking at a building called 'Mirror World'. On the window was a sign that said '35437453843827548231745786587154873345+ mirrors'.
All of a suddenly a truck that said 'Salty World' took a very sharp turn, and a bottle of salt hit Cherio's face. Out of anger, He threw the salt at the window breaking all the mirrors. After eight more steps, a mob of 46598472562498569478 black cats walked by him. After this, when he got to the super robot he heard Otto say, "Ivy, you cook dinner tonight."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's bad luck!"
Ivy was in the kitchen, drinking beer thinking, Hmmmmmmm brautes sound good, slim Jim's yum.
The next morning, every one was watching, The Surreal Life.
"Hey, guy's lets go to L.A!!!!" Ivy said.
"But it takes forever to get to earth!" Sparx whined.
"Suck it up, and bring something to read" Nova said.
Sparx brought out every one of 546378 Play Monkies issues. Nova grabbed them and set them on fire.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Puff Puff)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Sparx had a heart-attack and choked on his saliva.
Don't own hyper force either. Next chapter, Food Fight From Hell!
