Title: Drool
Author: Mad Server
Rating: T
Characters: Sam, Dean, OFFC (yes, two Fs... female and fictional-within-fictional)
Word Count: 100, on the nose
Summary: Sam's in fanboy love.
A/N: E/O Challenge: "control."
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys.
"For the love of pie, Sam. Control yourself!"
"I AM con... agh."
"She's a human being, not a piece of meat."
"Dude, I know. Just chill. ...Oh my god. Hi."
"She can't hear you, man."
"Look! Look at her bookcase! She has every National Geographic since 1900."
"You're drooling."
"And Death Note. She has Death Note. Nobody has Death Note."
"You know she's fictional, right?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, AND she speaks Hawaiian?"
"That's it. We're going to Hollywood and you're doing her."
"What? No, Dean, we can't. It's the character."
"OK, then I'll do her."
"No!"
"Sam's in looooove..."
end
A/N 2: I made her up.
A/N 3: Death Note is a manga/anime series about a supernatural notebook that grants its bearer the power to kill a person by writing their name in it. A foxy geekboy at the beach thought it was the best thing ever. I thought maybe Sam would too.