Once upon a time there were a bunch of mechas. They were flying to destroy the beautiful, fabulous relationship of two very hot men -- one of whom had a nice ass.
However, a bird flew into the propeller of a mecha run by Kanon, who proceeded to freak, since he is actually a girl. Being said girl, he uses his mecha to run -- in air-- to Schneizel, who using a different mecha.
"Why are you such a whiny little girl?" Asked Schneizel as Kanon's mecha came flying at him.
He did not have time to get an answer from said whiny little girl, for the collision killed them both. At least their mechas died in each other's arms.
Meanwhile, the relationship between the two hot, fabulous, also whiny little bitchy men continued to thrive as they used to super-special-fabulous bonding powers to take over the world and ruled it with peace, love, happiness, and the occasional slaughter of many due to the secret psychopathic tendencies of the assless one.
And then they made a show about what would have happened if the bird hadn't flown into the propeller. It amused them and their gay-asses. They called it Code Geass: Gay Ass, you're doing it wrong.
Lulu is obvs the assless one. Btdubs.